first bed to hard, second to lumpy, third to large

Sometimes, but most find it extremely pleasurable.

Death is possible though, if you have high blood pressure we should probably just hold hands.

 

I'm the picture of health.

Except for this cold.

 

Blach, I just got over a cold a week or so ago.

Got to give it to all my folks though. That'll show 'em.

 

Remember that time Lodui, when you vowed you'd catch Dr Moriarti, and I said you couldn't catch a cold?

I appologise.

 

O.O

I'm hoping to give it to a bunch of people on New Year's Eve.

Ima be a kissing fool!

 

Got some Irish in ya?

 

Second generation laddie.

Checkit!

 

DAMN you ruined my set up...

Got any Polish in you?

 

Not since that sausage I ate at the fair.

Got any DILDO in you?


And OMGWTFBBQ how could you not know I'm Irish? I got red hair, green eyes, pale skin, freckles, and a smart mouth!

 

Yeah I should have asked the Polish question first. i thought you dyed your hair?!?!

 

No. You assumed I dyed my hair.

>.>

That is my natural color.

 

Mine too....

Wanna fuck?

 

Sure.



FUCK YOU!

 

Damnit this always happens....

 

Well, how else are we supposed to do it?

 

missionary?

 

Have you the ability to teleport or something?

Cause I'm in my head and you're across town from easy street.

 

come on baby... It'll be just like Shakespear

The In My Heads were in an intense family war with the Across Town From Easy Streets, but a handsome male found it in his heart to fall in love with the hideous daughter from the opposing familg...

 

Oh OH!!

I wanna be the hot sister!!!

 

I don't want to be stuck with the ugly daughter!

I was just using her to get to you.