fill in the blank

walking like an egyptian.

Why are you always so _________?

 

god damn ugly


I believe that making _________ is very _________.

 

I believe that making peace is very vital.



What makes me a hippie is________. Because_____________.

 

wallpaper,

because The Monkees were out of control.

I am not ordained, although I have been known to partake in a few __________.

 

Naked races in the rain.

I wonder what ever happened to ____________.

 

Elvis' hairpiece?

It's a little known fact that Michael Jackson always wanted to be ____________ .

 

a female sumo wrestler.

I think the president lost his ______________

 

banana flavoured condoms in Guantanamo.

Vegetarians should be forced to ___________ .

 

slaughter defenseless cabbages.

I need to refill my prescription for ______________________

 

I need to refill my prescription for __penis___.

I need to clean my _____ so it will stop ____.

 

I need to clean my freezer so it will stop dripping.

I really want to ______ but not today because of _______.

 

watch porn

a bad internet connection.


I love the smell of ___________ in the _____________.

 

I love the smell of confiscated cocaine in the evidence room.

I love dancing to ________________

 

the sound the bus makes when the doors open.

A firm handshake is appreciated but _________ is generally frowned upon.

 

smacking someone with your penis

Hello. My name is Jesus and I like to __________.

 

look down on everybody from a crucifix.

If I really want to _________ I should _______ first.

 

masturbate, put away this cheesecake,


Have you seen my, _______________? It was wearing a small ___________.

 

barbie doll

strap-on

I've got a new _________ and I just can't stop _________.

 

penis

playing with it.

My brain feels like ___________ when I'm ____________.

 

whipped cream, rubbing my twat.

Nearly 300 flavors of ice cream in the world, and not one of them is__________.