fill in the blank

condoms perfectly.

The dog on the end of my street should ______________ before ___________.

 

wash his hands




eating








My mom never showed me how to use a _________

 

set of anal beads.

Planet earth needs more __________ and less _____________ .

 

beer





fat chicks







On Seasame Street why was Snuffalupagus always ___________

 

so fucking happy.

If you can't find _____________ you should look____________ .

 

your face


up your ass







I'm going to bed so remember to ________________ when you leave.

 

shoot the dog

The way you ___________ makes me so _____________ .

 

comb your hair





annoyed







I found this pizza, should I _______

 

end this sentence with a question??

I believe Justin Timberlake is actually Elvis's long lost____________.

 

dealer.

Children should be ________ and not _________ .

 

thin

as fat as they're getting.

When I found the jelly, it was in ____________.

 

your underwear drawer...strange.

When aliens do land on earth, they will probably ____________ .

 

listen to top 40










Why is Simon Cowell still ____________

 

an obnoxious prick?

Wet ________ are really hard to _________ .

 

cats


hug






Why is comparing apples to oranges like comparing __________ to _________

 

masterbation

sex

Where in the hell did you get that ____________?

 

BOIL on your ass








You can either live to ride or ride to ____________

 

Perdition

Destiny has only one ___________



h

 

Beyonce






I thought my purse was stolen but I left it in the _____________

 

the anus of a fat man.

Sometimes I feel like people are __________.