fill in the blank

too tight.



i need to remove this _______

 

spleen from the card catalog

My favorite milk shake_____

 

Mashed potato and blackberry

My favorite scent is _____________________________________________

 

...vegetarian camel toe.

I really regret _______.

 

joining B'nai Brith

I lost my keys at the __________________

 

i lost my keys...at the zoo wrestling the hippo

the water is _______ for the flying cactus

 

gay pride parade

i have my own idol and his name is_____________

 

^you know what my computer is slow so just ignore that ok

 

Gning Tsong Chow Mein

there are bats in the belfry and my bagel lost it's___________

 

shitty taste

i was walking in the park one day when i fell into____________

 

A pile of chihuahuas.

Excuse me, may I borrow your fork? Mine has a funny__________.

 

penis

i took a crap the other day only it wasn't crap it was___________

 

pumpkin marmalade

Your mosquito net is very nice, but is that a kangaroo eating your----------.

 

Make certain to wash your vermiform appendix before putting it in the soup


If you're dropping acid don't forget to _____

 

kick it so that it rolls under the couch

I think I got this rash from___

 

my last date at the bus stop.


i really should shave my legs before _________

 

my leg hair starts to braid itself

i really need to order a ___________

 

bride from croatia

My cell phone___

 

feet in 7UP for an hour.



the 13th warrior is ______

 

never going to have a floor in a high-rise hotel named after him.

___would make a good thread topic.