fill in the blank

kicking my ass????

I'm in the mood for____________..........Mmmmmmm....

 

cookies...because i ain't gettin any lovin.....mmmmmmmmm....

i wonder when i can go _____________

 

out and not get drunk.

You should never ____________ with a condom.

I almost pissed myself when I read this. The funniest thing i've read for ages.

 

Caution: Homosexuals in mirrors are closer than they should be.

When it's raining, I like to __________.

 

sneak up on unsuspecting homosexuals and beat them up.


i can't get a dog because_____

 

when camping, it's always fun to dip your face into a nice bucket o'beer.


children's programming should be _______

 

free of advertising. (Sorry, it's not funny but I feel quite strongly about this)

My mother always said I should __________ after I lost my virginity.

 

Tell the newspapers


Better one ____ in your hand then ten in the _____

 

Better one wart in your hand than ten in the crotch area.

My mother always said I should never ____________ after I lost my virginity.

 

My mother said I should always cum when i lost my virginity

 

your mother is terribly demanding.

 

My mother said i never should paly with the __________ in the wood

 

mushrooms

i think my kids are _______

 

......older than me....
My ideal person is_____________.....

 

...breathing.

Tomorrow I will _____ for the first time.

 

tomorrow..I will go...heavy fuel for the first time:toetap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71XtQ4HbDHo

yesterday I was______________...

 

Yesterday I was alive.

Life is a disturbing ____________.

 

terminal disease...



these tap shoes are made for________

 

potato salad.

this little light of mine, I'm gonna make it_________

 

...mow the neighbor's yard

My pants are___