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I regret to inform you that while I appear to be a woman, I am a actually Hitler.

 

How much ____ could a _____ _____ if a ______ could _______.

 

How many stoned gorillas could you lift if you could lift 18 stoned penguins?..
When I grow up I wanna become__________________.

 

A Bubble

If I had two____ I could _____

 

If I had two giant penis's I could become king of them all.


Today_____ decided to grant me 3 wishes.

1. I wished I could _______.
2. I wished I were ______.
3. I wished I had ______.

 

Today__my beautiful son___ decided to grant me 3 wishes.

1. Fly
2. 22 again
3. more sleep so I could be more creative in my answers

 

Don't drink the milk because it's ________

 

homosexual

If I could sing I would sing...

 

...like Whitney Houston getting kicked in the balls.

I put on pants _____

 

inside out

last person i called was ____

 

the pope. he seemed pleasant, but i couldn't understand what he was saying.


i'd like to go______

 

take a poop in the pope mobile and pee in his hat. Catholicism is religion for the sake of pure __________.

 

guilt.

I wish America would________________.

 

do something about all these potholes. they're just terrible.

i had to go to the store this morning to buy some____

 

moisturiser. I was desperate for a wank.

When ____________ , you should only use warm water.

 

when giving yourself an enema, you should only use warm water.



i couldn't find my toenail clippers, so i _____

 

asked my wife to bite them off.

The colour lilac should only ever be used for _________ .

 

lilacs.


when was the last time you__________

 

...saw a rat bite the head off of Ozzy Ozbourne?

Did anybody see the size of that____?

 

use the word plethora in a sentence?

Why does my foot keep___?