fill in the blank

my children.. sorry I couldn't pick just one

If I could do anything I wanted today I would ________

 

watch tv and eat


if i was gay i would totally do..

 

your mom.

Why is it that this sandwitch tates like____?

 

Foot...

How many licks does it take to get _______

 

a free massage

If I could I would be _____ for a day.

 

a gorilla

Happiness is _____.

 

a warm gun

sometimes i just wanna________

 

choke someone untill they are blue

I think you have a smelly____.

 

vagina, maybe you should shower.
i'm wanting_______

 

to smoke some pot

I hate____.

 

everything!
if you could______

 

only shut the fuck up

i have the biggest ______

 

i have the biggest _ego_____

I want to taste ____ one day

 

elephant sperm

It would have been a great day if it weren't for the _______.

 

The people

Im going to town to buy some ________ panties.

 

Edible

President Bush is as smart as a ____________



Hotwater

 

diaper

____ hate me.

 

Mars, and similar gods of war

 

_____ a straight outta the hood treat

 

crack snapple and pot

The first thing I said this morning was _______.