fill in the blank

vegetarian's virginity

slaughterhouse

I just ate ________ and now I'm waiting to _______ .

 

I just ate some baby girls and now I'm waiting for their mothers to come and start looking for them.....Oh-ow, I'm in trouble........

My biggest achivement today was ________ because ________.

 

My biggest achievement today was managing to fit in a wank because I've been in church all day.

When aliens attack, I'm gonna ______________ and ___________ .

 

grab my chicken and feed them.

Who cares if __________ did___________!

 

Who cares if Johnny did crack corn. It's his fuckin corn to crack, no?

I dreamt that I was a ____________ that was well known for ___________.

 

Poodle, killing people.


Marriage is the death of ___________ and ___________.

 

Marriage is the death of chicken and waffles

tomorrow is going to be the ______ day ever

 

soupiest.

Did they ever find a cure for_________, because I think I may have contracted it on my___________.

 

Why on earth would you put _________ on your __________ ?

 

Why on Earth would you put a penis on your Hip Forums profile?!

Just so ya know, your ________ is leaking.

 

breast

When I heard that _______ was dead, I was really _________ .

 

When I heard that Michael Jackson was dead, I was really upset.

I have a ________ and his name is __________.

(is it just me, or do I always fill in your blanks, red-haha)

 

cock, freddie.

This just in: Arctic penguins are invading _____________ and throwing wild parties at every____________.

 

My sister makes her own _______________, using empty aspirin bottles.

 

dildos...ugh..

What ever happened to__________, didn't he use to___________ on the interstate??

 

The last time I __________ , I caught a cold and couldn't __________ for weeks.

 

sucked someone off
suck anything

I am so out of breath from _______ all day long!

 

skinning cats


How did Elvis ever __________ with that huge ____________ he had?

 

How did Elvis ever sang with that huge tonsil he had?!

When I get married would like my ________ to ___________....

 

When I get married would like my family to shoot me.

Once upon a time there was a ______________ who ________________ every day.