fill in the blank

Squirls with very large _______ sat on my face today, one even _______ while it was there.

 

oatmeal, shit.

The lubricated tip was great for my___________, but it burned a hole in the__________.

 

Pretty pixies sprinklied clusters of _____ while they did their dance of ______.

 

pot, pot.

Has anybody out there been to an allnight____________? I hear they're really _________!

 

Does anyone know how to______ a tranvestite cream corned wrestler. I think I might have _______.

 

catch, slipped and fell after trying unsuccessfully. LMAO

I would really like to____________a_____________ before I go to bed.

 

eat

sausage

Oh no! There's a __________ in my __________!

 

Oh no! There's a _Kevin_________ in your __bedroom________!


did you ever-----on a wednesday morning??

 

^^What is my fiance doing in your bedroom!? haha

Did you ever piss on a Wednesday morning?

Hello. My name is __________ and I'm a(n) ___________.

 

Can you read English???

Hello. My name is _Kevin_________ and I'm a(n) _good loverboy__________.

 

Why would you _______ when you could _________ ?

 

run
walk

There are days when I feel like __________ on a ___________.

 

chicken, stick.

There are so many__________ in the world, but never enough_______________.

 

lesbians, hermaphrodites

Where can I find a _____ to feed to my cat, and 54 small red ______

 

spicy enchilada, jelly beans.

Gimme all your____________, and maybe just a __________ or two.

 

money, blowjob

Well, looks like I had _______ with a __________.

 

face
ass
talk to me

Don't you ever __________ like that again!

 

kick my poodle

I had no idea you were a ____________, but it sure makes me_______-!

 

nun

horny

Why do _________ always _________ when they see me?

 

lesbians, cry.

Did you ever take a__________ in a____________ before??