fill in the blank

cringe
spank
monkey

If everybody was _________, I could _________ more easily.

 

ugly, puke

Have you seen my ______________, I think I left it at the______________.

 

anal intruder

priest's house


The best time to ________ is right before you ___________ .

 

spew, chew.

That's the biggest___________I've ever_____________!

 

baby

eaten

When watching porn you should never___________ the guy beside you.

 

When watching porn you should never_ululate at_ the guy beside you.

I reached into my pocket and found a _________

 

$20 for the beer i've been wanting to buy.



bagels are _____ from _________.

 

cocaine, the bakery.

Mice are awesome, the way they always_____________ underneath the____________.

 

freakout, hot flames

i want to _______ my _______.

 

fuck, friend

I work for a dirty _________, and I love ____________.

 

old man, it

excuse me, could you please_________my_____________.

 

butter, nipples.

I was just getting ready to put__________on my______________-.

 

ointment, sores

on a side note theres a shooter i sell called a buttery nipple, they are quite good

come mister___, won't you turn the ________ up

 

muffinman, oven

Yea buttery nipples are good. I like them quite well, actually.

Don't look now, there's a __________ on this page and he's about to___________ your___________.

 

dog, lick, face

i just wanna ____ some _______.

 

beat, asses




sleeping on the ______ is the _______ ever.

 

interstate, smoothest ride

What are you looking at?? Have you never seen a ______________ lick it's____________ before??

 

nome, hat


Is it just me or does _________ just make you ________ when you least expect it?

 

the water heater _______ while the ducks gave birth in the ______

 

gave out, bath tub

isn't ________ just the_______.