Fat, average, skinny: Which are you?

you totally ignored my second question.

 

oops sorry about that.
He is about as close to be Olive Oyl as I am to Poppeye.

 

so his arms dont double for spaghetti noodles?

 

Nope not at all.

 

is he more like Bluto Whimpy or the Jeep?

 

Built more like Bluto. Big and burly and strong but with a heart of gold.

 

Does steam come out his ears when is angry?

 

He doesn't get angry.

 

well if he is Bluto....who do you guys fight over?

 

we fight over who gets the first back rub.

 

so...yer kinda like a brokeback mountain Popeye.....


its cool, whatever make yer love flourish.....

 

sure thats works.... well... wait. No not really....

 

hey you said yer Popeye and yer man is Bluto.........
and....do you live in a garbage can?

 

No, we live in a glass bowl in the middle of the desert.

 

near Northern Nevada?

 

no southern arizona

 

you sure?

 

pretty sure but heat could be making me hallucinate and this could all be a figment of my warped and twisted psyche.

 

so its possible you are actually in Peru?

 

It is possible I suppose anything is possible. I could be that you are actually a little cricket that is sitting in the window seal actually talking to me.