Ever been caught?

Unfortunately, I was caught during my masturbation session by my mom when she unintentionally walked through the door of my bedroom. This happened for a couple of times, but anyway, I keep on doing it every fuckin' day.

 

The point is that the Clerical term for Masturbation is Onanism, which, if you examine the full details of the story & the culture leading to it, has absolutely nothing to do with Masturbation, and apart from the misinterpreted story of Onan, there is no mention in the Bible about Masturbation whatsoever.