Erections in inappropriate places

Damn, you don't know the half of it.

 

Lol, being an American perhaps I do.

 

If something turns you on enough to give you an erection, that's pretty fucking appropriate. The only kind of erection that's inappropriate is the one you get because people have made you so worried about getting them in public that you can't stop thinking about how imperative it is that you not get one. And that's only the fault of childish insecure people who put that idea in your head. Also, not for nothing, but women totally get clit boners. And cloths hide them well. But if the woman is naked, they're a whole lot more noticeable than anybody likes to admit. Except for me. I love admitting it. I'll probably do it again in a second.

 

I got a semi- erection while a pretty female junior doctor was giving me a prostate exam. I didnt think she had seen my tiny cock at all soft or at half mast because I was on my side and facing away from her but after the exam and after she had left the room I got dressed and noticed there was a mirror on one of the walls that gave a pretty clear view of the opposite side she was standing.
I also got an erection while my girlfriend was confessing to me that she had fucked other guys. I not only got an erection but thought I might cum in my swim trunks when I saw a very sexy female cousin in a bikini.

 

Proper etiquette says that an erection at a C/O beach is inappropriate. Natural but inappropriate.

I don’t intend to be inappropriate, but it happens.

 

Actually, nudists are not as concerned about this as people think. It's more of an issue at resorts where minors are around, which makes sense because they don't know it's not necessarily about being aroused. But at a C/O beach where it's just adults, the only people who get pissy about it are straight females who aren't in the culture and jump to the conclusion it's something a person with a penis is doing to them. I never get incidental erections anymore. But the last couple I got and whenever I get kinda sorta close to getting one, it's really more the nagging worry of getting one that makes it happen than being turned on. Last time I was at a beach, I was totally aroused by a really pretty skinny 18-19 year old woman in front of me and my friends the whole time. But was never anywhere close to getting hard. But yesterday I got an MRI and somehow the thought of "what if I got an erection and when this is over the technician sees it and makes me sit here while it goes away?" got in my head. And I was definitely on the line.

 

Aroulsal works in mysterious ways

 

On a bus coming home I got very erect while standing in direct view of a very sexy Japanese girl who was totally focussed on her phone. I tried to avert my eyes but my little cock said no. She had a very short frilly skirt on and I could see her panties.
I moved the bag I was carrying to hide my arousal. I was actually hoping she would get off the bus before I had to disembark so it would calm down. I had a half dozen stops to relax after she jumped off. Even though it went into rest position I couldnt wait to get home. I logged onto hipforums as soon as I settled in to check activity and immediately got hard again thinking about my unintentional almost unavoidable upskirt. I now will log off and find some porn site featuring Japanese ladies.

 

A few times:

1. I was at the nude beach on the space coast area. My wife and I were walking down the beach. We saw some people having sex, they were good looking. I got totally hard/erect. She laughed and made fun of me. I just kept walking. It took some time to go down. When we got back to our chairs. I draped a towel over me and masturbated. That eliminated problem. I was going to go to the car. The wife said just sit here. I remember how she spread her legs and made sure I saw everything. It helped speed it up. We went to that nude beach two more times. Both times the wife made me masturbate before we took a walk and it worked. the third time she did it for me in the car in the lot. The wife always sat in her chair and put a towel over herself and got off. She loved the outdoors, air and beach. do not think she was ever caught.

2 I was getting a normal massage, at a resort. She asked me to flip over, I said no, she laughed and said flip over. I was erect standing at attention. She acted like it never happened.

3. I was getting a physical. They had a nurse examine me. It got hard. she left room and they sent in a man. It was awkward. It was soft by then.

4. I was in Jamaica on the day pass to hedonism with the then wife. we walked by the hot tub on the way in. Saw all kinds of people having sex. I got instantly hard. Did not matter at this place. One staff guy made fun of me. three other guys walked by totally erect also. That day I found my wife at the bar getting drinks. I walked up behind her and poked her but with my hard cock. she turned and laughed and bent a little. I just fucked her right there. That took care of that issue. Getting erect out of no where, got two guys lucky with my wife and got me fucked by some lady I met.

Number 2 and 3 I was younger and it got hard all the time. The nude beach I am only human.

 

I used to work on Wall Street. We had lots of meetings. I was 30ish. I'd be wearing a nice Armani or Boss suit and boxers. For some reason, in afternoon meetings I'd often get a raging hard on. If I had to leave the table for any reason (fetch documents, go to the bathroom, etc.) it was hard to hide.

 

As a high school sophomore, way back when, I rode a bus to school on a quite bumpy road. That by itself, caused an erection - every single day and both going to school and returning.
Seemed quite weird at the time.

 

My inappropriate erection was on stage at one of our local am-dram productions.

You may know the play "Equus" - great play, great film too - and I was to play Alan Strang, the stableboy who's seduced by Jill. I'd happily volunteered for the role - I was only 17 (Shhh! I'm not sure that was legal) - first because they wanted a fresh, youthful-looking actor for the part and I was the only one in the company who best fitted the role, and, less altruistically, because the idea of a seduction scene involving total nudity with a totally nude girl seemed unbelievably exciting. What normal 17 year old boy could resist that ! I wasn't shy boy about appearing naked having full confidence in my physique and (ahem!) attributes.

Now, in the nude scene, Alan and Jill have to slowly undress facing each other - that in itself was quite sexy - the lingering action the director required somehow added to the frisson, especially at the point when the very last item of clothing was removed. It was as if suddenly we knew what nudity was - it descended on us like a state of tremulous febrility. Whoa! I still remember it after four years. We then had to prolong the magic by standing still, gazing at each other in appreciation until I break the spell with : "You're so beautiful". and she returns the compliment : "And so are you".

I then move towards her, enfold her in my arms, we both slowly sink to the floor, me lying on top of her and in this prone position, I have to raise my buttocks just a little, then clench them to simulate the insertion, - except, the ensuing motion is suddenly arrested, I spring up, my legs akimbo, my arms splayed out, and declare to the audience: "I can't ,,, (sob, sob) ,,, I can't,,," because Alan has developed this strange idolatrous relationship with the horses, turning them into "gods" in his mind, and it would be too shaming to perform a sexual act in front of these divine creatures.

Well, it was the first night of the show. The local Press was there, the audience were buzzing with excitement having been warned of "scenes of nudity which may cause offence" - and the show goes splendidly. Then, the last act. The act that shows the seduction scene. All's well until I'm lying on top of the girl on the floor. We've done it several times in rehearsal - and everything had been totally under control. But tonight ? ,,,,

I think Jill, pinned under me, moved her leg against my penis in some way that her silky flesh send tremors of excitation through my loins. I'd always at this point, even at rehearsals, been in a semi-state of arousal, but tonight, it was an eruption. If I had stayed in that prone position, no-one would have been any the wiser; but I had to spring up, flinging my arms towards the audience to tell them that I couldn't,,,, I couldn't ,,, while my physical state seemed to refute that declaration.

My family is in the audience, and the kids I went to school with. I had no girlfriend, thank goodness - but I had sweet old aunts, - and were my younger cousins allowed to attend ? I can't remember. There was an audible if ill-defined stir in the audience - I think I heard some muffled laughter, - and just one lone clap that if it had sparked a general applause would have relieved the tension. I cannot explain this, but the embarrassment I felt, the inappropriate show of phallic potency, the natural urges that wouldn't disperse, and, perhaps, shamefully my secret pride in my own virility that should have moderated my physical state, seemed on the contrary to boost it. The seeds of an exhibitionism that's shaped my behaviour ever since.

The real embarrassment came in the following days. Every time I ventured out of the house, I felt everyone I passed in the street was smirking. Every time I went into a shop, the till-girls seemed to be trying to restrain their giggles, neighbours wore a knowing look, and a few bold spirits approached me and congratulated me on my performance. The director of the play to whom I apologised ? She smiled. "Don't worry," she said. "It was a performance no one will forget in a hurry." ,,, And Jill, my co-star in the play ? She became my girlfriend - my first girlfriend.

 

Early this morning I went for a walk in the park and got one while speaking to a friend.

 

It used to happen everywhere and all the time
Swimming pools and beaches
On the bus and subway
School
At work
Walking on the street
Sitting at home and my sister’s friend(s) was nearby