Empty your pockets

teylonol

pack of ports


phone

 

oh a cucumber too

 

....a cucumber?

 

you know, for his anus.

who doesn't carry a cucumber for anal purposes?

 

i usually have 2

 

good call, i really should get one for my other anus. i've kinda left it alone for too long.

 

oh u have a front anus??

woord

 

no, one's kinda near the center of my back.

 

I could go for some back sex.

 

:toetap05:

 

Speaking of anus, my friend reminded us of this crazy sex story involving this guy who "accidentally" stuck it in her butt.haha.She was immediately turned off and went to bed.

 

how do u accidentally stick it in her butt??

LOL

wrong hole miss?

 

Lol I was talking to my friend tonight and he told me he accidentally put it in this girl's butt

I asked the same question, how do you miss like that

 

anal is naaaaaaasty.

 

Drunk. That's how. lululul

 

just a lighter lol

 

what if u guys took it out and there was shit all over ur dick?

like complete poop dick

what would YOU do???

lol

 

rip off my dick, hide it and never speak of it again.

 

I couldn't possibly say unless it actually happened.

 

I'm sure that would happen only if the girl had to poop, which means poop would be right there lol

Lol I know right.She said it was pretty forced/quick and it hurt like hell.You wouldn't start sex by forcefully putting your junk in someone's vag like that....