Empty your pockets

OK, well today is an exception for me for the only reason that I forgot to leave my dugout and one hitter in the car. But otherwise I normally have:

Keys
Wallet
Lighter (I always have one, a thing I piced up as a waiter a long time ago. Although it come in handy for smoking weed, I normally have another lighter for that.
Wine Key (I keep this for the same reason as above, but it has a knife and is always handy)
Change
Work ID

In my jacket:
Pens
Notepad
mints
iPhone
Work Cell
ear buds for the phone

 

I do not carry a purse, I just shove things in my pockets.



>Wallet: No money inside, debit card, license, school ID, picture of the lady, blood donor card, library card.
>Keys: To car, to work, to Nan's house, to apartment, African key chain, Ireland key chain
>Little purple box: 1 xanax, one folded piece of wax paper containing white powder
>Pen
>Cell phone
>Assorted change
> Empty Annie's Fruit Snacks wrapper

Needless to say, my pants often look quite hilarious because I usually wear tight fighting pants and god knows how I fit all these things into the tiny girl pockets.

 

a wallet
a ligher
38 cents

 

Smart Phone
Hand sanitizer
Xanax
Change/money
rolling papers
checkbook
ink pens
camera
extra aa batteries
leatherman multi-tool
lip balm
wallet
lots of keys
mini flashlight
dayquil (left over from my last bad cold)
usually a lighter, but it seems to have went home with someone else

 

sweet Its good to see the "take a picture of whats in your pockets" trend caught on.

 

fuck never mind

 

you ppl have way too much shit in your pockets, how do your pants stay up?

 

A belt? lol

 

i know but jeez, i just hate having a bunch of shit in my pockets, its so bulky and uncomfortable. maybe im just ocd

 

I wear looser fitting jeans so the pockets are usually pretty generous.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZlvr7FJIU

 

^hahahahahahaha thats fuckin great. ive never even heard of him b4

 

Find a torrent of his dvd and watch that shit, I hadn't laughed that hard in awhile.

 

and his CD... download anything you can find by Daniel Tosh.. he's amazing..

the other day a friend of mine txted me "Daniel Tosh just touched my head and called me Duck" lol

 

I saw daniel tosh live recently he is amazing, one of my all time favorite stand ups thats for sure.

 

Damn Nero you WOOOPED my ass on your thread.LOL

 

.... yea.. six pages... .... ....

 

the original is always the best
(the king kong movies are an exception)


but yea. only 6 pages, and we're getting off topic now.

 

lighter keys phone weed - left
wallet - right

another thread could be what all is in guys wallets

 

lets see...

some change
keys
cigs
lighter
wallet