Empty your pockets

He said he was holding the tampons for a friend.

 

yeah, i'm a dude.

i said i was holding them for a friend, did no one read my entire post? lulz.

we were camping, and i was the only one going to the store.

I don't know why they ended up going home with me though... lol.

 

Llol, I just saw tampon and didn't read the rest haha

 

Change
Lighter
Phone
Keys
Hash + folding pipe
LSD

 

ech

 

Nero.. tampons don't work for diarrhea

 

ewwww

 

Now keep in mind that I wear a suit, so lots of pockets.

Change,
Keys,
wallet,
wine key (opener),
lighter,
iPhone,
headphones,
work cell phone,
two pens,
pocket notebook,
gum,
work ID,
hand sanitizer,
full dugout with one hitter (even though I don't smoke at work, I like to have it handy for when I leave work).

 

nice wat do you do

 

my actual pockets:
hair elastic
4 cents, wtf

In my bag though:
4 pens
1 pencil
Quasi swiss army knife
phone number list(have never owned a cell phone, so lists of phone numbers is very important)
book to read
chapstick
keys(i have a giant fucking keychain with an endless amount of shit on it)
3 or 4 lighters(one has a compass and a flashlight on it too)
rolling papers
gloves for biking at night
scissors
skittles(most important thing to ever have on you)

my wallet is currently MIA.

 

Haha are you this guy after work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKgFL5JWPnU&feature=related

 

lol meli


in my backpack theres
perfume
headphones
aux cables
sketchpad
pipe
wallet
mini notepad
folder
about 4000 different pens pencils prismacolors and paint pens in two bags
swimsuit flip flops bandana and lsu cap

 

Catering Sales

 

I wish I could see your video clip, but I can't access yourtube at work. Needless to say, I often have more crap on me but I don't have any events this week. I also forgot to mention my sunglasses as well.

 

I've never worn a full suit, closest I've come is a tux, but do suits generally have that many pockets?

 

Very true. Suits have tons of pockets. I even have some suits that have special pockets for things I am not sure but often find a use. I also used to wear a Tux for work on a regular basis. Not so often any more. Hell, I own three tuxs, six suits, 7 sport jackets and 9 pairs of dress pants. But I only have 7 pairs of dress shoes. I find some of the strangest things left in my pockets sometimes.