Embarrassing facts about yourself

I can speak British -

"Right mate, what say we skip on down to du pub and get ourselves arseholed and watch some football on the telly then?"

 

I'm gonna one up you on this one:

"Let's go up the frog for a rub and grab a couple of Britneys."

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

:rofl:

up the frog for a rub! :rofl:

 

fancy the local
reckon it's gunna be a bit ova pub crawl
cities playin' innit
might as well get fuckin' lashed up like
safe mate.

 

if you said let's skip on down the pub

you'd get fucked up pretty quickly :mickey:

 

lol!

 

oo just gooin aboot town to watch the hockey ja

coming ja??

 

I have to sew closed the front door on boxer shorts because my stuff always manages to get out

 

Cockney Rhyming slang:

Frog and Toad are interchangeable. Toad rhymes with Road. Rub is short for Rub A Dub Dub and Rhymes with Pub. Britney is short for Britney Spears which rhymes with Beer.

So "Let's go up the frog for a rub and a grab a couple of Britneys." Translates to "Let's go up the road to the pub for a couple of beers."

For more I suggest you watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPH0tYXJrA"]Austin Powers - ENGLISH English - YouTube

Or this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ak5vYS0tvg&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL2C7CCC31088D534F"]QI: Cockney Rhyming Slang: A Lesson with Stephen Fry - BBC - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I speak in tongues when I'm drunk....;-D

 

Moesef! I don't think we can be friends anymore! That is embarrassing as hell!

Although, I know a few rather embarrassing songs, also...so I guess I'll be your friend again :love:

 

I watch keeping up with the kardashians

 

haha i tend to be really friendly when i drink too.
over the summer, me and some friends drank a bunch
of captain morgan over the period of 3 days. i made
out with a different friend each time.
i almost feel like a make-out slut. but i was single, bored,
and enjoying myself at the time so it's whatevs :2thumbsup:

 

Some times like right now I get so horny I loose all reason

 

I drink coffee out of medieval beer steins. In fact, I bring a medieval beer stein to the coffee shop; they fill it up with my favorite latte.

 

The mummy is my favorite movie

 

Embarrassing Fact: I am so dependent on amphetamines (Vyvanse- dextroamphetamine) that I haven't posted once on this site, due to lack of motivation, in the last week, but posted ten posts in the last half hour, since I got my script refilled today. I am not concerned by this though. It is my fault that I ran out early from taking more than I am supposed to!! That is my punishment.

 

I am wearing stretch pants to work today. eek!

 

If I don't understand a word someone type in hipfourms, I go to the dictionary on my computer to find out the meaning

 

A word like what?