Embarrassing facts about yourself

Hi my name is Keenman

I'm addicted to Everybody Loves Raymond.

 

ouuuu.... thats a bad one

Totally worth it when it comes to something like this.




I spent all my teenage/early adulthood playing in death metal/grindcore/punk bands, and I liked the dixie chicks secretly all along.

 

I have seen almost every Spongebob Squarepants episode before they relaunched it in 2007ish...

And I don't have kids...

 

Don't worry, Reverend, I had to spend eight months of saved money (granted I wasn't working the whole time so it took longer) to afford my Rickenbacker bass, that is visible in my Photo Album.

 

I've been told that the whole in the end of my urethra is big. When I was just discovering jerking off I tried using soap and shampoo and it went right in and stung for 3 days. When I got older and was getting sexually active I would get a penis full of spermicidal lube from condoms and the same thing would happen.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

totally embarrassing

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I remember watching channel 4 news and parents were complaining of how that show shows homosexual acts between Spongebob and Patrick.

which I don't get

 

i just farted

 

I sing along to many songs I love, even though I have an absolutely terrible voice. It's like this low pitched, monotone grumble.

 

hate when a hot chick admit that :willy_nilly:

 

One time I was stoned out of my skull and was making out with this lass I had just started dating. Our mouths were dry and I started laughing, she asked why I was laughing. I told her it was because, "it feels like I'm making out with a dog."

I don't know whether she was more offended as to what that said about her kissing abilities, or more disturbed by my choice of words which seemed to indicate that I've made out with a dog before.

 

:rofl: lucky thing she didn't slap you.

 

burp

 

I would'a bitch slapped Lunar....;-D

 

Embarrassing Fact: I am planning on driving to the Delaware Bay at 7 a.m. on Sunday morning to see any effects from the Hurricane Irene. I live in Newark, and we aren't supposed to get more than 50mph gusts, but even slightly Southeast of me it will be stronger.

 

I really wanted the hurricane to hit Florida. Call me crazy, but as long as they're not Cat 5, the rain is awesome to watch and the feeling in the air between storms is exciting. I didn't even care the year we lost power for a week. It was interesting going out and walking around. When you don't have electronics, you gotta find better things to do with your time.

 

woah, while you wishing for it, I'm scare as hell in NY, no hurricane is suppose to come down here but all of a sudden its coming. Supermarkets are empty, everyone running home, mass transits stops at noon.


:willy_nilly:

 

I'm crazy


but at least I know it...the worst crazy people are the ones who don't know it

 

Those the word crazy even exists, what it means to be crazy.

 

Im going to guess that english is not your first language

 

It is my first language, I'm not talking about the definition buddy, I 'm just saying that people call other people crazy because they will do something out the ordinary.