Embarrassing facts about yourself

I'm scared of fake fingernails.

 

i have die antwoord stuck in my head

 

I like spiders, I think they're awesome and in no sense frightening.

 

I'm scared of fingernail files they send shivers up my spine.

 

When I was younger and when I go to the pool on vacation, instead of going all the way into the hotel to the bathroom to pee, i just let it go in the pool

I know gross

 

i own every soft cell album.

 

I got caught once wanking to tv porn (in early teens)...by two young girls who were going door to door (jehovas witness) ..im not 100% sure if they actually saw me wanking but im sure they saw the tv and at least had an idea of what they interupted

embarassing at the time but really funny now

 

I answered the door naked to the Jehovah's once...

But I did it on purpose....

 

i listened to a jehovah's witness once... :frown:

 

I was in track pants and didnt dare stand up :mickey:..I just shooed them away through the screen door but they could see the tv through the window from those stairs

 

My boyfriend was recently cornered by some Jehovah's. When he told me about it he made a joke that next time I'm there, if any come to the door he'll tell them he can't talk because he's too busy sacrificing his virgin and that's when he pulls me to his side. lol

Or just open the door and start screaming at the top of your lungs. They don't seem to scare easy though. lol

 

a person could possible be charged with indecent exposure, should one those witnesses report it to the police.. In some states this charge may make you a sex offender and be registered with state police.. might change your mind about doing something like that again...

 

Strangest Visit I Ever Encounted From The JW's Was One Afternoon When I Was Sunbaking

In My Back Yard.

The Entrance To The Farm Was Alarmed To Detect Cars, But At That Point

In Time People Could Walk Through Undetected.

So GLEN Is Lying Flat On His Back, As Nakked As The The Day He Came Into This World,

When A Mans Voice Says, "God Has Provided Us With A Beautiful Sunny Day"......W.T.F....

Suddenly GLEN Went Bolt Upright,*my body not my...* And Said Who Are You..??

He Didn't Bat An Eyelid, Just Continued Preaching To Me.

Seriously, What Does It Take To Stop These Pests, I Received No Apology

And I Have No Idea How Long He Was Standing There....



Cheers Glen.

 

I used to have the same problem, one day they came up and asked if they could read to me from their book and I told them that they could but when they were finished I wanted to read to them from my book and I then told them that I worshipped the Devil. they left and never came back. I do not worship the Devil but sometimes you have to use strange measures to get rid of them.

 

I do feel bad for you

We had these mormons come to the house once...they were relentless, asking for phone numbers and everything. I'd say it was borderline abuse...

 

I'm a big fan of asking religious zealots questions that I know they can't answer. For example Mormons and Jehovas Witnesses believe that there is only enough room in heaven for a certain number of people. Far less people than there are Jehovas Witnesses. I always want to ask them if they know there are only that many places in Heaven then how do they know that they are going to get a place.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

imma show up at lovely's place dressed as a Jehovah's

 

I've only gone on one date in the last ten years

 

this sounds like the start of a porn film