Embarrassing facts about yourself

maybe Im too embarrassed to say

 

are you to embarrassed because you were actually tied up and ball gagged and out walked a gimp??

 

Orison made me promise not to tell


Ive said too much already

 

is he the squirrely lookin fellow?

 

you know who he is just as I know who you are

 

:driving:

 

Sometimes when I go with my niece to the park I have more fun playing on the play structures than she does. But I'm not ashamed of it.

 

Embarrassing Fact: I like to look through peoples' medicine cabinets for kicks. I never take anything, but I just like to do it. It is like taking a secret view into their private life haha.

 

i did this accidently once... someone left the door open and i was having a piss

it changed everything because my friends girlfriend went from being the 'attractive, intelligent, funny' girl we all knew and loved - and instead the girl with the yeast infection :ack2:

 

she was uhhh "bakin bread in her vagina" lolzz

 

Making Vagina Bread, Muff Muffins, Camel Toe Toast, Turkey Flap Flapjacks etc.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

:rofl:

 

i have blue eyes

 

I have two massive warts on my right index finger and the plasters I'm putting over them are getting in the way of some sexual activities.

 

I had a wart on my index finger around age 14. The only thing that helped was to wrap it tightly in duct tape while I slept every night (that part isn't important, any time would work, but I didn't want tape on my finger all day) for about three weeks. It went away and never came back. And at least duct tape can be removed for any 'activities.'

 

is my penis that big... or am i just shrinking???

it is time to ponder. hmm.

 

I have a suggestion similar to etkearne's that worked for me.

Bandage it in gauze with a little apple cider vinegar every night. It might make the healthy skin exposed to the vinegar a little sore after a few nights, but depending on the size of the wart, they can be gone within a week or two.

 

I used wart medicine from the drugstore and it worked great...just sayin you dont have to look like a retard with duct tape ...just spend a few bucks and do it the proper way

 

Will sing (loud and a lot) when drunk. :mickey:

 

1. You need: one snail, one full moon.

2. Let the snail crawl over the wart(s)

3. Enjoy sexual activities :sunny: