Embarrassing facts about yourself

I've had sex to most of them. Haha. Not the last two, though, we were with his parents in the movie theatre both times we saw them, soooo... lol

Snape gets my fire going.

 

I have two patches of vitiligo on my scrotum that I'm convinced is a result of work related stress.

 

I believe a zombie apocalypse might happen someday. (Not like living dead, more like an evolved form of rabies taking over millions of people)

 

And they get better. But don't let me tempt you into sin...

 

He's the most complex and interesting character, imho. My confession: I'm hopelessly hot for Bellatrix Lestrange.

 

my favorite movie is men in black....i honestly cant remember if i posted this already or not.

 

There are times I laugh at other people's misfortunes. Especially if they made a stupid mistake that got them in a bad predicament.

 

I have sex with a guy I think is ugly

 

dont think it would of mattered. but thanks for the advice .. :2thumbsup:

 

Don't feel bad. My ex was ugly too and I mostly closed my eyes when we had sex. Plus he had manboobs. I'm actually embarrassed for him.

 

I have never watched Men in Black.

 

you tube is freaking awesome for watching morons bash their faces into the dirt:2thumbsup:

 

I drink beer and smoke weed to get away from my problems. I've done such a good job, I've forgotten what the problems are and its all mental profit now.

 

if I were to shave my head and keep going...only stopping when I get to a spot with no hair..id make it all the way to the tip of my big toe

 

^ Five star embarrassing fact.

In retaliation I'll put something out there. I considered this one TOO embarrassing but fuck it.

I find MY OWN body hair disgusting. I shave everything below the belt REGULARLY except my legs and feet. It irritates the skin, but frees my mind in a way. Nothing like a bald crotch to open a woman's eyes a little wider. Hee hee

 

He is soooooo ugly though I'm embarrassed being outside with him

 

Same deal with me. I saw someone I knew one time at the movies and I walked ahead of him because I was embarrassed. I didn't even have him meet my mom and we dated over a year and even got engaged. I was 18 and stupid.

Somehow I knew he liked it that way anyway, because he cheated on me looking for other women on a dating site. An ugly guy with moobs cheated on ME! That, my friend, is truly embarrassing.

 

hehe

 

Im to sexy for my shirt...

 

II think im only with him cause he let's me do horrible things to him