Elton John Is A Twat!

Discussion in 'Music' started by Reverand JC, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    ****, Berkshire Hunt, James Blunt, Roland Rat, Morris Minor, Jackie Dannie.

    If you don't understand the last 5 look up Cockney rhyming slang. Then lift up your uncle Bert and show me you Bristols. Or drop your kecks and show me your James Blunt!

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  2. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I have always tried to live by this one

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5__cMKfO46A
     
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  3. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Trying to find one to convert Moonglow... Ah ha!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhUoGSJR4-I
     
  4. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Generally I take conspiracy theory videos as total horseshit but let's look at these 2 collections of interview snippets and filter them through the lens of rationality:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JshARrVS_Q4

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYjjEv4HBXk

    Interesting juxtaposition:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

    Wow! They're virtually identical musically and philosophically!

    Now at about 8 minutes into the second video look at who's interviewing him. Do you see the family resemblance?:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqtUuHFAtzg

    I don't believe in conspiracy theories due to the simple fact that if you want 3 people to keep a secret you have to kill 2 of them.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  5. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Frank was right about a lot of shit...


    This blogger is spot fucking on
    https://thethrowdown.wordpress.com/2013/09/02/celebrity-shitbag-of-the-month-billy-ray-cyrus-edition/
    "You really want to shock me and others like me? Show up on MTV in a suit and call out the 60-year old pervs that are running that bullshit channel. Then, tell your old man you’ll cut him a check so he can go on his merry way and figure out how the hell he’s going to keep his fame addiction funded. Trust me, those true squares will cut your mic faster than you can say “blurred coke lines”. But that scenario will never happen because the Cyrus’ family is part of the machine and more importantly, a tool to be used to indoctrinate our kids, yet again."
     
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  6. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Musicians and artists tend to lean liberal anyway , It's no surprise, much less any conspiracy that all those artists shown in the second video supported Obama.
     
  7. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I still dont see whats absurd

    Zappas kind of a weirdo

    Miley a lot more successful

    As for the McDonalds analogy, a lot more people like McDonalds than Tofu Burgers sold by the hippy vegan behind a street cart


    Plus you should know by now, express too much hate for a young blonde girl, people will just think you are bitchy you cant tap dat

    Miley Rules
     
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  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    indoctrination?......conspiracy theories?,,,,dont you guys realize miley and frank would have worked together if they knew each other now?


    all the links in the world wont take away from y'all trying to project ''old good and new bad''.......

    you are breaking my achy breaky heart
     
  10. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

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    No, female genitals.
     
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  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    This 'convo' between VG and theprodu/RJC reminds me of the gun control thread :p It appears VG is not really out to get it. After all it has been explained well enough now it is not about the record sales or how much gullible teens yell who they find awesome. It is about the music. About quality and artistic development. Aristic development does not mean go from a disney program to shave your head and swing half naked on a ball singing some catchy phrase real loud and clear. To some people it seems to mean that, or that they just sell a lot of records, or can make crappy music look meaningful by attaching some message to it. It doesn't really make the music great though.
    Miley is a typical example of why pop music is so void of real musical quality and artistic development. I think that's why people have a problem when she gets compared with Zappa. Personally I think everything CAN be compared, it doesn't really matter how far the two things are apart. Especially when we look at the collaboratons the 'artists' (I have a hard time seeing Miley Cyrus as a musical artist tbh) had with others, I don't see why that can't be compared to another artist who actually wrote and played some real music.
     
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  12. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Fanny is a British slang term for female genitals.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  13. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    FANNY ( better than both of the others )

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80UWYkKNzk&feature=youtu.be
     
  14. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0&feature=youtu.be
     
  16. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Naw, fanny is the butt, male or female
     
  17. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Ok maybe I'm mistaken. I thought there was a line from the British version of "The Office" about that.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  18. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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  19. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    You may comment on my fanny but never on my twat. If you happen to call me a twat you had best be able to move faster than I can. ;)
     
  20. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Really?

    I'll take your word but I've found the urban dictionary an unreliable source, its often very wrong....

    Y'all are some backward fucks btw :-b
     
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