eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

poor Lynsey, it would suck to be a psycho magnet

I'm just a magnet for spineless guys usually. Except for my sexy ass bf, he's willing to stand up for himself, form his own opinion and everything

but man, I never wanna have to deal with a real psycho beign interested in me, if I can avoid it at all

 

arghhhhhhh no shit.......I think I broke the cycle though lol I used to pick good ones too so yeah just an influx of bad ones this past year

 

let me say mr mod to clear up the confusion here-my friends and my slogan is-NO MORE VIAGRA IN 2006 because I'm gonna start dating in my own age range we're having a ED NO MORE party when I get better.

 

lol.

I just cant imagine you with someone as old as my dad.......

 

05 was not a good man year for me and the first part of 06 wasn't either just to recap

-we won't mention this because yeah we all know what I'm talking about
-The panty keeping guy who masturbates to them
-This dude from high school, who I haven'tdone anything sexual with at all or even made reference that I like him
-the guy I went on one date with who lied that he got shot 5 times in a furby robbery and that he beat pancreatic cancer and was a comic at the comedy store in LA used to design video games for sony and lived in Japan...turned out to be BS
-OOOOOOOOHhhh shit then there's the guy who I dated who went on all these cool trips to costa rica and south america but he was like a total surf bum so I'm like hmmm that's weird and he lived in this killer house. Turned out he was a massive drug dealer had guns all over the house (didn't sleep with him thank god)

...yeah nice choices eh??????? nice past couple of months oh fuck lets be honest and real nice past year eh?
I am getting better at picking them though

 

I get made fun of A LOT for it...trust me my friends had a blast and my mom made up songs when I finally spilled how old he was after it was over.

 

I dated a guy with no spine who got progressivly worse in bed, until I broke up with him over it (didn't tell him, and there wasn't much else to our relationship)

and tried to date an alcoholic drug dealer who refused to call me. Well, he asked me to be his gf, I just wanted to make out with him one night (hormone overload or something)

we've been smart, you and I, with boys. I think 05/06 has been a bad year for lots of girls when it comes to guys. One of my best friends was pretty stupid with boys last term too, but she went out on a super fantabulous date last night which is cool (and about freakin time!)

 

a furby robbery?????????? hahahhaa.

dude, I can smell a rat just from that......

 

NICE GUYS OUR OWN AGE IN 06!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's the slogan *cheers*

did he literally have no spine? I could understand why he would be bad in bed if that was the case?

 

oh yeah and me being not totally brain dead asked 'can I see your scars' and he said 'I'm sorry Lynsey they are just to hurtful to share trust me you don't want to see them'

oooohhhhh lordy

 

haha.......

have you ever seen wedding crashers?? it reminds me of those two guys telling outlandish lies just to sleep with women.

 

lol! I haven't tried the older guy thing in a few years, thankfully (well, noticeably older than me taht is). I'm going for a younger guy again

aha, no his problem was he didn't know how to listen when I said "ow that hurts" so, erm, yeah. pas bon. My bestfriend dated someone who was incredeeeedibly clingy, my poor girl, he called her like every day but couldn't make conversation beyond "so what did you eat for supper?" *sigh*

 

Hah! What man doesn't love to show off his scars? well, at least a few of them... even I like showing off my scars heehee. All like two of htem

 

no I'm so putting it on my list though. Who's in it?

 

owen wilson........ and whats his name??......... uhh fuck...... he was in old school with luke wilson and will farrel..... and rachel mcadams..... I think is her name?? fuck Im quite buzzed right now... that chick that was in mean girls....

 

ooooohhhhhh I'm so renting that for my colonoscopy day off lol

 

you should get netflix.

 

i would so fail all my classes. when my semester's over I will.

 

I heard wedding crashers was pretty funny

though I still haven't seen it...

so many movies I wanna see but never can afford to! Arg, and I feel bad about downloading them

 

i know how she must feel i am a psycho magnet as well my last long relationship ended up with her robbing me and leaving me