Eating People

This one's for you Pavel...

 

" * New York Times reporter William Buehler Seabrook, in the interests of research, obtained from a hospital intern at the Sorbonne a chunk of human meat from the body of a healthy human killed by accident, and cooked and ate it. He reported that, "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."[7]
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Hmmm.......

 

Daisy, that's lovely.

 

A sloppy joe is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

 

i am all for the consumtion of humans, its much better then placing perfectly good organic matter inside a coffin where it cant decompose for thousands of years. not to mention the waste of wood and money on coffins.

has anyone seen hanibal rising? i went last week, it was pretty good. i could not help myself but laugh durring the movie when everyone else there was most likely discusted.

 

I've become more accepting of cannibalism since seeing Hannibal Rising...what a good movie... Not that I'd eat anyone of course... teehee...

 

The pic that daisy showed looked like a good time BBQ and i became imediatlly hungry,


Then i saw the Manwich can and lost my appetite

 

You mean it's not already socially acceptable?

*spits out mouthful of dead baby*

Damn. Next time, make sure I get the memo BEFORE I start eating babies. Jesus.

.........well..........I suppose I shouldn't let this one go to waste........

 

Smelly Socks is a changed woman now. What we don't know is this thread has convinced her to stop hanging out at abortion clinics...

 

oh man sounds awfully!!!
i would kill myself and burn my body before i get hungry

 

How did you know?

Dammit, another forum I have to leave because of my damn baby eating.

I think I need help.

Baby Eater's Anonymous, anyone? I have yet to find a good one that isn't located in the ghetto...

 

well i think if you over do it, you'd be more likely to come down with parkinson's and alzhiemer's. because these are the human form of spongiform enciphilitus, which is what in cattle is called hoof and mouth, and it has been shown, in every specieis that has a form of it, where their feed has contained stuff from their own species, usualy as a growth hormone, that this has been at the root of it every time.

so perhapse this would best be confined to ritual, such as sharing a thin broth of someone you loved to preserve their memory, or perhapse to celebrate victory over an enimy whome you considered worthy and who'se abilities you admired.

as usual, all that comes from reading too much. well most of it anyway. actualy you can have some of those problems just eating some other species that is too geneticly similar to ones own. pork is yummi, and long pork, supposidly yummier. but it IS, eating too often of either, a measurably increased risk of spongiform enciphilitus.

makes one wonder if this has something to do with certain problems of certain tyrannts, or did they become tyrannts because of certain problems? perhapse we'll never know.

there was an eppisode of alfred hitchock presents about a meal of the month club, where the oldest member, other then the chef himself of course, became the specialty of the house.

now CELLS from aborted fetuses COULD be used to clone meat beasts. although of course contraceptive measures are infinitly perferable to abortions.

it is all a subject "modern" "civilized" society has shied away from, and most of us just as well pleased that it has. but with the recent rebrutaliziation of our planet thanks to the conscousless efforts of pseudo-conservative corporatocracy, combined with an ever increasing population pushing the limits of the carrying capacity of the web of life itself, one which is almost certain to raise its head again eventualy.

goulish? goulishly thouhtless priorities do, and perhapse have, bred goulish times.

but you know, none of it HAS to be that way.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I have my own support group. It's currently only made out of me and my imaginary friends, and some dead babies taped to chairs with named written on their forheads. (I called one Bob, hi ho!)

We could always use another member,

Especially a preeeeeeeety one!

Let us get over this terrible affliction together!

 

Themnax, I am sure that the human eating will be properly researched before actually put out as a socially accepted practice. People will not eat people unless it's safe for people to eat people!

 

Maybe you should try it sometime G.

 

how come none of them have pubes?

 

That reminds me of that old song, "People who eat People." by Streisand.


Manwich Ingredients: Water, Salt, Spices, Natural Flavoring, Soylent Green, (May contain one or more of the following: Sloppy Joe, Sloppy Pete, Dirty Harry, Pigpen, Slim Jim, Raoul, and Bloody Mary), Artificial Coloring: Red #5.

 

I don't like the taste of infant humans, but I wanna join, too! ...I'm an excellent supporter!

 

Hear, Hear!

I have a confession to make. I ate another baby today. I couldn't help it. Their delicious tender dead flesh is to much for a mere mortal such as me to resist! Forgive me, BSR, for I have sinned.

But you know what's even better than eating a dead baby?

Eating 2 dead babies.

 

A Modest Proposal

By Jonathan Swift (1729)



....I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout. I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter...