easiest way to do concerta

cut em twice with siccors n swallow works best its diff. buzz. to much thinking fer me.

 

Most these people don't know what they're talking about. Concerta is easily abusable with a little bit time and patience (no chewing required) and after a little bit of practice you'll be snorting or parachuting methylphenidate like a boss. Heres how**:

What you'll need:

1. a razor blade
2. something to crush the methylphenidate with once you get it out
3. an application method; snorting or parachuting (explanation to come)
4. Concerta!

Process:
A. First things first, you've got to get the outer coating off, but don't throw it away because this contains around 12-15% of the methylphenidate. The best way I've found is to use your razor blade and make a single cut ALL the way around (even the ends) the outer coating (mine is grey) of the pill.

After you have done this use your razor blade and gently peel off the outer layer. If you don't do it well it will flake off in a bunch of pieces, which isn' that big of a deal it's just not as neat. This happened to me a lot when i first started doing it, but now I've perfected my skills and can get it off in just 2 pieces. Practice makes perfect After you get it off set it aside momentarily.

B. Now you can see the interior waxy coating that contains the inside of the pill and it's three sections.
Brown: The green/brown part is the time release mechanism. I could explain the science of it, but thats not really important. Just know that it's useless.
White: Next you have the white part, the good stuff, the methylphenidate. This is what you're after.
Pink: Last is the binder. In my pills it's pink, but I've seen some where it is yellow. Certain sources say this part contains the methylphenidate also, but I think they are wrong. If you put the pink part in your mouth it gets sticky and gluey, and its even worse if you mix it up and snort it with the white part. (Trust me, pharmaceutical glue in you're nose makes for some weird ass boogers)

C. So how do you get the good stuff and get rid of the crap? Easy.

1. Cut a cross through the waxy coating on the END of the pill with the pink.
2. extend the cuts from your cross down the sides of the waxy coating (you should have 4 cuts total) until you cross into the green/brown part. I like to go almost to the other end of the pill just for good measure.
3. Begin cutting through the interior waxy coating on the line between the brown and the white. I make multiple cuts with the blade angled slightly towards the brown because on the inside the white actually extends part way into it and if you just chop it in half you waste some of it.
4. The brown part should pop away from the white and you can throw it (the brown part) away.
5. Use your razor blade in much the same fashion as when you took off the first coating to remove the interior waxy coating. I like to start at the exposed/cut end of the white part and peel up the edges until i can grab it and peel it off in the 4 convenient strips made buy your cuts from earlier.
6. Repeat what you did with the green part with the pink part, with your blade slightly angled toward the pink.
7. Tadah! If you did everything right you should have the white part by itself.

D. All that's left now is to crush it up. I like to place it under an index card (since I already have them for studying) and use the back side of a spoon to smash/smush it. Then use your razor blade to chop it like cocaine and repeat the process if necessary. If you're going to snort it, you want it pretty fine and powdery. If you're going to parachute it I don't know if this step is even necessary.

E. The rest is kind of self explanatory, but for those of you not as well versed in drug use I'll outline the two methods I've talked about.

Parachuting: this is my preferred method. It's quick and clean and you don't have to taste the shit and you can get it all in one go. Even the amount from multiple pills.

1. Take a single square of toilet paper, single ply or pull a double ply piece into single sheets.
2. Put the white methylphenidate AND the very outer coating that you peeled off first onto the TP square.
3. Roll up/fold up/ make a little radish. Whatever is easiest. (Trimming excess paper is acceptable)
4. Swallow.

Snorting: A benefit to snorting is that it will get into your blood stream faster, thus you will feel the effects sooner. This is how I started out doing it, but the problem i run into is what to do with the outer coating that contains more than 10% of the gold? Sometimes i let it dissolve under my tongue while I'm cutting up the rest or just swallow it with a little water. I've never tried crushing it and snorting it...hold on I'll brb, going to try that now. Ehhh, its doable, but not at all worth the time of effort. So, whatever you decide to do with that, heres what you do to the white part:

1. Put the white part under and index card, preferably on a mirror but not imperative.
2. Use the back of your spoon to smash/smush it, as i said before.
3. Chop it up with your razor blade, and make sure to scrape off any that gets stuck to the card.
4. Repeat as necessary until fine and powdery.
5. Take a bill and roll it up nice and tight, the 'tube' it makes should be no larger than 1/2 a cm in diameter. My parents are filthy rich so I like to use a Benjamin (JK I'm a broke college student and use the same $1 bill that I used to snort cocaine for the first time.)
6. Use your razor to make the powered methylphenidate into lines (not too thick; for a 54mg concerta do at least 3-4)
7. Shove the bill up your nose and snort the lines. (This is not pussy sniffing, act like you've got a bean in your nose and you are trying to inhale so hard it gets lodged in your brain.)
8. Repeat. I usually like to alternate nostrils.

Thats pretty much it. Now go study or whatever it is you are planning on doing and enjoy your concerta/ritalin/methylphenidate. This guide may seem long and arduous, but trust me, it really doesn't take that long and the benefits are well worth the time. The more you do it the easier and quicker it gets.

**I have to say this just because...I am in no way condoning the use of concerta/methylphenidate or altering/using prescription pharmaceuticals in this or any way. This is just a informational guide. What you do is your choice.

 

Okay bud. Luckily, my pet fish Rudolph used to take lots and lots of Concerta for fun.
The very very best way to take Concerta is to get a pin and lance both ends of the pill, and swallow it.
Concerta is a nasty gummy mess, and despite my pet fish's best efforts, snorting is futile.
On top of that, the paint on the outside of the capsule contains about 25% of your Methylphenidate, IR. Lancing both ends will ensure that the goodness inside the capsule gets released quicker without wasting the goodness on the outside of the capsule.
My pet fish Rudolph grew out of Concerta, however, because he realized Methylphenidate is a kiddie drug once he found a reliable amphetamine connect.

EDIT: My pet fish would like to add that Concerta is fucking full of binders. All the gumminess really, really cuts back on how much you can absorb whiffing it up, which is kind of the point: They don't want you sniffing pills. Unless you want to lose half of the shit in your nose, my pet fish would strongly recommend taking it orally.

 

it's not easy, but it can be done.
first, you have to suck off the outside coating. takes 5-8 minutes... but it tastes REALLY gross, FYI...

once you get the coloured coating off, you will see the inside of the pill, and its usually 3 colors. its half grey (which is just a sponge), 1/4 white and 1/4 pink/yellow....
cut the pill in half, and throw out the grey part

this is the hardest part: next, PEEL off the plastic coating off of the pink/yellow AND white part.
easiest way to do this, is to make a slit in it with a knife, then start peeling.

once the plastic is all off, crush it like any other pill.

good luck!

 

Wow..here i was about to post how to correctly take these things apart! Just about to post, but realized you guys had already said exactly how I take them myself. Suck off the white outer coating, cut it in half, throw out the black, cut the remainder in two and swallow, chew, or suck on the remaining halves till dissolved. I'm checking to see if my doc will switch me to regular Ritalin. I told him I was on it before and that it worked very well. He wanted to put me on Adderall, but I don't like Adderall. My son takes it. Anyhow, does anyone know if I tell my doc that Concerta is giving me an itchy rash, insomnia or agitation if he'll switch me to regular R's? Help! I'd rather have the usual please!

 

cut off the brown part, eat it.
try to crush the white part. and snort.
as good as ya can do with them.....do 2...it,lll be nice.

 

ok uhmmm for all of you that have been either WASHING OFF THE OUTSIDE LAYER orrrr SCRAPING OFF THE OUTSIDE LAYER! Take 2 seconds to read up on stuff before you do it! lol the outside layer should be sucked off lol IT'S THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE PART OF IT! you have literally been wasting the best part! I did that for a while until I read up on it... stupid me. and the green part is JUNK. like many have said it just pushed the actual stuff out of the capsule and makes your nose all gooie! GOOD LUCK!

 

I'm a seasoned amphetamine user and have only had recent experiences with concerta and dexies. Dexies don't give much of buzz but seem to take one straight to that scattered place with no real rush. My experiences with concerta on the other hand have been more positive. The first night I experimented with it I did the whole peel and separate thing and crushed it up until it was in a powder form. I then snorted line after line and proceeded to glue my nose shut. I didn't notice any effects but in saying that I was off my head on meth. Side note, I'm an iv user and I don't fuck around I take massive hits at a time. No point having a hole in the arm for a just a little bit. The second time I used concerta I was completely sober. I separated the various pieces and discarded the dark slow release part and sublingually did six 36mg tabs. I was off my head all day and can't sleep now. It was a good speedy rush and it had legs. Probably the best way to do it. I wouldn't even consider injecting it and I have experience.

 

thread is from 2005....pills for thrills was stupid then and its stupid now.....just my opinion...and millions of others opinion too...