Ears

Well of course you do you're drunk

Really it is a scientific fact, people can't be right when their drunk

 

oh, but see

the fact that i know that you're wrong and i'm right PROVES that i'm right and you're wrong
despite the fact that i'm drunk, and you're not.

 

See, the alcohol has numbed the part of your brain that is capable of logic, that makes no sense!

 

it totally does.
but i'm too lazy/drunk to care anymore
so i guess you win.
but only because i forfit.
i'm still right, and you're still wrong
but in the end, who really cares.
i like my earlobes.
even moreso now than before we started this conversation.
thanks

 

Exactly