Dumbest thing you've done high?

Who the hell would want to see my bare ass covered in bruises? It's awful, I can't even look in the mirror! And yes, panties in hand, good eye-spy, yoga pants feel so much better sans panties

 

I was just kidding lol, but I'm sure they'd come out very artsy in your typical black and white photo

 

rofllll what the fuckkkk. you poor guy. it probably looked like a perfect reenactment of a scene off "FIGHT CLUB"


I was so high once i couldn't find the hole for my head through my hoodie. i was putting it on backwards so the hood was facing me, and i was like thinking, :S ...

 

Probably the dumbest thing I've done high is drive down the highway through a blizzard at 80+ miles per hour passing semi trucks completely blinded by the snow while holding some serious felonies.

 

I once drove a car on 21 Benardyls. That was pretty fuckin stupid.

Another time, I drove a car on some acid and xanax while smoking a blunt.......multitasking like a mofo:sifone:

 

Lol not mine, but my best friend was driving his cousin and myself around, smoking a bowl, talking on the phone, talking to us while on the phone, and tripping on mushrooms. Talk about multitasking.

 

Mine would be the time I got suspended for drinking stolen beers at work. I got really high before work and forgot to bring money to buy pop, so I mean I HAD to steal the 24oz can of beer to cure my cottonmouth. I didn't have to steal the other two 24oz cans I stole and chugged right after that haha. I guess I smelled like beer and my boss went into the cooler and found the empty cans before I had time to recycle them.

Totally worth it though, it was the second crunkest I've ever been at work, and I only got suspended for a month so it was all good.

 

wow .. today dumbest move high. I went to the drive up atm and i like to get as close as i can, without scraping my car. weird; i know. But then i went to deposit 50 (2 twenties and a 10). the 10 didnt take so it spit it back out. It was windy and blew away. i go to open my door, slam the atm machine with my door hit my head on my door. Expecting it to open but it didnt because of the machine in the way. Lost my 10, couldn't find it even after getting out and looking. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

 

haha Indeed. The force is strong with that one.

 

Bought a quarter oz., then went to circle k for beer and dropped it in the parking lot (it was between my legs after loading a bowl).
45 min. later i went back hoping to find it, and it was still there.
So much trash in my city, nobody noticed it -lucky me.