Dumb shit you ate while high?

One time i ate some three month old swiss cake rolls after getting baked they where nasty as shit even when i was high

they tasted like some shitty peppermint

 

I dictionary and a book about grammar. Now I can speak and write without looking like a moron. Something most of you people manage to do to such a degree it makes me feel like swallowing razor wire, pulling it out my arse and flossing myself to death ever time I read one of your poorly phrased posts.

omglol

 

I had a horrible tasting poutine (French Canadian delicacy consisting of: Fries, and cheese curds topped with hot gravy), I ate it at like 3 in the morning and was sick all night.

Another time I was at my buddies house (he's poor like kenny for SP) and I was really hungry, but all he had to eat was stale bread and warm clementines. It sucked by I was baked so meh.

Once i eat a quarter of a massive apple pie, it tasted so good but I was on a sugar rush for like 3 hours and I wanted to throw up.

 

im not sure about myself.. and this doesnt have to do with being high.. but one of my co-workers was really drunk once and when he got home he ate what he thought was chocolate chip cookies.. making the remark "these cookies taste like shit" which in fact.. the "cookies" were like week old burnt up hamburgers in a ziplock.. i laughed my ass off when i heard about this the next day

 

^^^hahahaha funny shit

 

wow.what a dick. that was LAME.

 

i think the weirdest thing i ever ate was bluberry muffin mix uncooked it seemed like a good idea and it tasted really really good!

 

My friend tried to eat a frozen burrito.

>_<

 

I haven't eaten anything really bad, but my friends and I have made some ridiculous concoctions when high. Made chocolate chip cookie muffins with peanut butter and whipped cream icing. was really good. surprisingly. or we were just high/.

 

I ate a grasshopper once before when I was really high, I wanted to see what it tasted like... I don't recommend it..

 

not too wierd... at my group home we'd argue over who got to lick the bowl when our staff made muffins!

 

lol, key word: "tried". He "tried" to eat it. Must have been quite interesting!

 

Took a big swig of Bong water a couple weeks ago. We dumped out bong water into a cup because we didnt have a spot to dispose of it at that time. I was pretty baked and thirsty, I looked at the cup and go "yo whos iced tea is this?" as I pick up the glass and take a big swig.

 

lol, that reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I have people over and he was so high... something in our bong was clogged so he thought it would be a good idea to try to suck it out from the female piece... not realizing that the female piece would act as a straw.... SLUUURP! The look on his face was priceless!

 

i ate a jar of peanut butter with chocolate syrup (not all of it lol)
thats not to unsual for me but it was dumb because we had no milk

 

Thai Food on potato chips lol

 

Countless sliders over the years. Last week I ate a cheeseburger with munster cheese, chips, and pastrami LOL.

 

I cant think that far back, im sure i ate something stupider, but i remember a few weeks ago, I ate a butterfinger, then handful after handful of dry cocoa lucky charms, and the i topped it off with handful of stale barbque chips and went to sleep lol

 

damn thats nassssty

 

a sandwich made with stale bread, half-cooked bacon, over-microwaved frankfurters and crushed up pringles i found on the floor

 

stale teryaki turkey jerkey.

barbequed fritos with cottage cheese...it was actually really good.

pepperjack cheese with peanut butter crackers