Dumb shit you ate while high?

un-microwaved micro waveable hamburgers. sick as a dog. y couldn't i wait 70 seconds?

 

Lol, 70 secs of hunger!
I remeber the very first time i got high. MAN that was years ago, I was living with my parents obv, I ate a family size portion of pasta. I piled the plate up 4 times. My parents were like WTF?
Lol
Ooo Good times.
I was sick as a dog.
I ALWAYS eat brownies, even better brownie flavoured milkshake.
Ah, I want one now, that's how good they are.

 

Stale cheetos that were stuffed between the seat of a car that wasn't mine...
Tortilla chips with tabasco sauce...

 

who can sy no to cheetos, i understand that completely

 

Most of an extra large pizza... >.>

 

Last night I ate six slices of guacamole on toast. It was sooo good!!
I can usually eat quite a bit when I have the munchies; I'm 5'4'', 119 lbs. and the other night I ate
- 3 corn dogs
- 4 waffles
- 5 eggs
- 1 container of sliced turkey
- 1/2 of milk

 

one time my friend ate the next bowl she packed.... that was pretty dumb.... :]

 

i was on shrooms too, but

i ate, out of a spoon, out of a bowl that had spilt liquor (i think it was red wine), with popcorn kernals, and pieces of chips, and lint, and cat fur all stirred into the bowl.

lmao, my friend almost gagged when she tried it.
i was like... hmm. this isn't bad. LOL.

it was a dare.

 

I'd say that counts...

 

When the munchies hit, I'll eat damn near anything that isn't nailed down. Lesse...

I still feel bad about that time I was high with a few friends and a guy I didn't like much came by to offer us some TimBits and I whispered (apparently really, really loudly, though it seemed like a normal whisper to me) "WOULD IT BE MEAN IF I ASKED HIM TO LEAVE THE TIMBITS AND GO AWAY?"

If there's nothing else in the house, I've been known to eat mustard sandwiches on occasion.

Most of the things I eat while high are ridiculous not because of WHAT they are but because of the sheer AMOUNT I consume. We're talking VAST FUCKING AMOUNTS. Hell, I'd probably eat YOU if you were here right now.

 

There's no telling how many times I've posted this on the forums, but me and two friends once ate an entire jar of seasoning salt with our fingers and drank an entire bottle of pancake syrup to chase it down. Surprisingly, it was delicious:drool:

 

first time i read thatXD

very funny

 

A peanut butter milkshake....

It was good for the first sip. I almody puked after about 3 though lol.

 

One night me and my girlfriend were really stoned so we got out Ritz Crackers, Barbeque Potato Chips, Weat Thins, Breton Wheat Crackers, and Cheese itz. We got a BIGcheese ball and was eating all that with the cheese ball. It tasted so fucking good.

About 3 years ago I went to this store to get some food they were cooking in the deli, it was late and they were almost closing and they FILLED this paper bag up with like fried chicken legs, fish, potato wedges, and chicken wings. It was like a grab bag of random bad deep fried foods but it was so fucking good.

 

I'll tell you what's really good, stoned or not.......ramen noodles with crushed doritos mixed in with them. That some tastiness:drool:

 

Oh God.

 

OH GOD.
best thing ever is when you make instant mash tatoes then microwave peperoni slices so theyre like chips and crush em up then put them in the mashed potatoes then put salsa verde, red salsa, lemon juice, pepper, corn, and asiago cheese.


yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

my god that syrup sounds nasty i would puke after a couple mouthfuls.

 

my dad makes that. he calls it a "break". I guess he used to eat it in prison.

okay so, wierdest thing i ever ate while stoned...hmmmm.

a whole bag of baby carrots.

I thought i was going to turn orange. it was horrible.
haha

 

Yeah it's a prison thing. I've never been to prison, but that's what I've been told. Either way, it's fookin delicious. I started doing it at job corps, which felt like a prison.