Dude, where's my _____ ?

Certainly not in Montana, since Anhauser-Busch sold to Inbev. (They grew 'em in the Flathead valley I believe)

Dude, where's my 6 row barley?

 

I fed it to your neighbors horses


Dude ,wheres my favourite naked lady shaped toothbrush?

 

i used it for other purposes other than brushing my teeth(you dont want it back now)

dude wheres my bong

 

I gave it to my neighbor.. He treathen to kill me [dirty cop]

Dude where is my underware?!

 

You dont wear underwear......trick question!!!


Dude...Wheres my bag of pistaschios

 

fed them to the squirrels.

dude, where's my roof?

 

under my feet you Hobbit


Dude.......wheres my kielbossa

 

In your wife's vagina.

Dude, where's my night stand?

 

She left early



Dude......Where's my bic lighter

 

Pocketed by the pro.

dude, where's my piano?

 

I dropped it on Wile E. Cayote

Dude wheres my moped?

 

you lent it to your boyfriend, from "Seattle"

dude, where's my mongoose?

 

killing my snakes


Dude...........wheres my pretzels

 

killing my snakes.

Dude, where's my helper monkey?

 

He out fetching you new diapers




Dude...........wheres my dog?

 

on a "Homeward Bound" style adventure.

Dude, where's my door mat?

 

At the C.S.I. undergoing DNA analysis



Dude.............where's my new chainsaw??

 

at the C.S.I.

Dude, where's my barber?

 

Still puking after you dropped your pants and requested a trim


Dude .......wheres my farmer friend that used to visit everyday??

 

hes playing banjo behind turner's machine parlour and hootch nanny barn

dude, wheres my elephant man?