Dude, where's my _____ ?

Back at the real owners house where you stole it


Dude wheres my Elvis on velvet painting

 

Sold it at a garage sale. Now its in Indonesia.

Dude, where's my underwear?

 

At the Ripley's believe it or not museum showcase of longest skidmark



Dude wheres my nosehair clippers?

 

I used to it trim this cat's balls.

Dude where's my magic wand?

 

In your drawer next to the used condoms


Dude wheres my lip balm?

 

i used it as lube. i'll replace it. i promise.

Dude, where's my stapler?

 

I lent it to Orison.............good luck getting it back



Dude wheres my paycheck??

 

spent it on wine women and song....

Dude, wheres my 5-16th wrench....

 

Lost while using it to pick my nose




Dude wheres my ballpein hammer?

 

It got flushed in the toilet while i was shaving my legs

Dude where is my Couch?!

 

Sorry, I thought it was a sofa. I threw it out.

Dude, where is my waxy build-up?

 

In your ears


Dude wheres my itch?

 

In your brain!

Dude where's my chingarera?

 

I have no idea,but I can say its not in my dictionary..

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Dude where your education?​

 

I got pregnant at 13 and ran off with the other Idiot...

Dude where is my pencil?!

 

drawring.

Dude, where's my octopus?

 

opps I ate him....

Where are my keys?!

 

i can't answer that... you didn't say dude!
... kinda like... simon says..................
nope! you didn't say simon!!
lol.

anyway..

dude, where's my pineapple?

 

I juiced it and drank it all up


Dude,,wheres my favourite Snoopy t-shirt??

 

hangin out dryin on the line....

Dude where's my cascade hops.....