Dude, where's my _____ ?

in my back yard.

dude, where is my 50 bucks?

 

It's now 2500$ because i used it to buy and sell some crack.

Dude where's my arm?

 

Well You Insisted On Trying "Fisting".......So I Guess We All Know Where Your Arm Went........


Cheers Glen


DUDE.......Where's My Leg.......

 

still there...we mixed up the amputation with the sex change in the next room over...

dude wheres my board?

 

its was totally trashed on that reef out there *points to reef* but you almost had that wave!

dude where's my birthday greetings at work this morning....?

 

If It Really Was Your Birthday Today...25-6-08....Then I Am Truly Sorry That This Historic Moment In History Was Allowed To Pass Without Due Celebrations...



Cheers Glen.


DUDE.....Where's My Shotgun......Cause I Just Can't Stand These People Who Say This Is Their B-Day.........Just So We Will Shower Them With Love....Affection...And Best Wishes....In A Vain Attempt To Boost Their Sagging Ego's...................(pathetic)





P.S.......May I Take This Opportunity To Say.........My B-Day Will Be Celebrated This Coming Week.....And All Wishes Of Love And Affection Will Be Gratefully Accepted.....

 

Your shotgun? Let's hope it's in your mouth!

Cheers Duck



Dude where's my ellipsis...

 

Oxford-Dic.....[Ellipsis].....QUOTE......(to fall short..or fail.......the ommission of one or more words in a sentence,which would be needed to express the sense completely)......UNQUOTE.


Sounds Lilke The Perfect Descipition Of Almost Every Post Glen Has Ever Made On "Hip Forums"........



Cheers Glen...

DUDE...........Where's My Basic Ability To "Grasp" The English Language.

 

You're German.

Dude, where's my broach?

 

Probably on one of your fingers


Dude........wheres my cheese??

 

under your pillow.

Dude, where's my quad iced mocha?

 

goat drank the dang thang...

Dude, where's my bong....

 

Dude I broke it i'm so sorry I got too stoned and knocked it off the table on accident, i'll get you a new one, we'll go out the head shop tommorrow.

Dude, where's my pencil?

 

you know by now, the goat et it....

Dude, where's my false teeth....

 

fell into the outhouse hole



Dude wheres my dog?

 

not the outhouse again....:-(

Your dogs out chasin wabbits....

Dude, whar's my cumberbun.....

 

You left it in the bathroom when you attended Elton Johns wedding


Dude wheres my Banana seat bike

 

I had one of those!....

Dude, wheres my lottery ticket....

 

I cashed it in



Dude....wheres my fatass daisy duke shorts

 

I'm wearin them, wanna see?.....

Dude, wheres my motorcycle.....