Dude, where's my _____ ?

right where you parked it of course.

dude, where's my bed? i can't seem to find it, it's been so long since i've been there.

 

It's Under That Massive Pile Of Dirty Laundry........You Should Have Washed Today.......But You Spent The Whole Day Posting On "Hip Forums"............DIDN'T YOU........



Cheers Glen.

DUDE........Wheres My Telescope.........

 

no.... i didn't... i didn't get on until the sun was down... and you're right, i found the bed underneath jrnyman's pile of dirty laundry lol!

your telescope is right where you left it dear glenglen... in the car you parked right across from my house... so you could spy on me... which is why you knew where my bed was...

dude... where is all the food i made the other day? it's all seemed to disappear

 

jrnyman......And Most Of Your Guests......Have Been Sneaking Food Across The Road To Me For Days Now..........On The Condition That I Share With Them.......All The Photos I Have Taken With My Telescope.... Of The "Goings On" In Your Bedroom................



Cheers Glen...

P.S...........You Are A Very Good Cook....By The Way............At This Point Gentle Readers.....Glen...Delivers A Horrendous Burp.......Followed By A Equally Revolting...Fart....


DUDE.........Whatever Happened To My "Table Manners"..?

 

the table-manners-stealing goblin stole them..

Dude, where's my door knob?

 

i stole it, and i'm polishing it, just so i can say, shroomie, i'm polishing your knob.

dude... where did time go? it's 5:55 already!

 

Into the annals of history.

Where's my sense of humoue gone?

 

up your ass.

Dude where's my duffel bag

 

it disappeared into the newest black hole in the universe... the one where your duffle bag used to be.

dude... where's my sense of humor?

 

It Hasn't Gone Anywhere.........Confirming That Although You Look Terribly ..."Old"... In Your Sig...........You Remain "Young At Heart"...



Cheers Glen...


DUDE........Where's My Ability To Dissapear In A Hurry........Till Nakedtreehugger Cools Her Heels....

 

Your Ability To Dissapear was borrowed by me. As i was training other ninjas..


Dude, wheres my bulldozer?

 

If You Care To Take A Walk To The Front Window.......Draw Back The Drapes......You Will See Your Bulldozer........Engine At Full Revs.......Blade Down......And GLENGLEN In The Drivers Seat.......Sweat On His Brow......Muscles Tensed......Evil Look In His Eyes.......And Even More Evil Thoughts In His Mind............



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.........Where's The Instruction Manual For This F****n Thing.........I Don't Seem To Be Able To Find First Gear..........

 

Unfortunately if has been used to line the floor of the chicken coup, so I guess you're in the shit.

Dude, where is my childhood sweetheart?

 

working the corner.
dude wheres my air conditioner??

 

Homer stole it.

Dude, wheres my sense of accomplishment?

 

what acomplishment

dude....wheres scooby doo?

 

he's got some work to do now...

dude, wheres my holy water?

 

Is That What It Was??.......Silly Me Thought It Was Communion Wine And Sculled It.........Thought It Tasted A Bit Ordinary....


Cheers Glen.

DUDE......Where's My Respect For The "Holy Sacrament"..?

 

it's hidden behind a sex-shop counter.

dude, where is my self-control?

 

lost because of your Bi-Polar disorder

Dude where's my automobile?