Dude, where's my _____ ?

It is in its relative nature.

dude, where'd my ASS go?

 

Only Your Boyfriend.....Can Answer That Question...............



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.........Where's My "Stunning Good Looks" Gone....

 

It fell off when you got leprosy

:ack:

Dude, where's my virginity?

 

In a drunken haze.

Dude, wheres my pussy?

 

At the pound it was found roaming the streets late at night!

Dude, Wheres my Sanity?

 

the evil troll under the bridge has it.

Dude, where's my sobriety?

 

In the dirt

Dude, where's my rabbit?

 

down the rabbit hole..

Dude, wheres my alcohol?

 

a bunch of hoodlums came and robbed your stash. Aka me.

dude, where's my fat chick?

 

Right here baby! *wobbles*

:H

dude, where's my weed? (seriously... )

 

Your Mother Found It In Your Room........And "Flushed" It....



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where's My Car-keys??? (been searching for them for the last hour).........Grrrrrrrr

 

I turned them in for scrap metal..

Dude, Wheres my coat hangers?

 

i uses them to pick locks.

dude wheres my pot?

 

using them as antennas for the tv...

dude, wheres my pet cockroach?

 

Whoooooooops.....Just Stepped On It......Sorry..



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where Has My...Ability ,To "Get Laid" Evaporated To...

 

Dr. Evil stole your Mojo.




Dude, where's my sense of style?

 

Never Had It.............



Have Not Got It Now..



Never Will Have It.....



Cheers Glen.



DUDE...................Where's My Ability To Address Senior Members Of This Forum......In A Respectful Manner......

 

In a mailbox on the corner of Goulburn St. and Castlereagh St. in Sydney.




Dude where did all the time go?

 

Ah man the damn clock is set to run backwards..

Dude, where is my life

 

Death has it

Dude, where's my unicycle?