Dude, where's my _____ ?

in my oven...

Dude, wheres my stripper boots?

 

On a Rockstar

Dude, where's my intensity?

 

Alas.......It Faded Away To Nothing......Many...Many...Years Ago...


Cheers Glen.


DUDE....Where's My Tube Of Lube.?.....Grrrrrrr....

 

You used it all up....


Dude, wheres my Washing machine?

 

What Do You Mean "I Used It All Up".........Are You Calling Me A "Wanker"....



Jeers.....Glen....


P.S......I Don't Give A "Rats Ass".....As To The Current Location Of Your "Freakin" Washing Machine..........There That Told Him....


DUDE.....Where's My Free Trial "Gift Voucher" To A Medically Supervised.... "ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSE"......

 

That got used to roll my last doobie..


Dude, Wheres my CAP LOCK^ KEY?

 

It was eaten by a flock of humming birds

DUDE, where's my foot?

 

When It Comes To "Cap Locks".....I'm Da Man.....O.K!!!..Ya Got A Prob With That.?....


...'s......Glen.


DUDE........Where's My.....A.K..47..??......

 

your a.k. got eaten by a flock of humming birds too. and not to be making a big deal of it or anything, but i'd keep my head real low the next time you see them comming by.

dude, where's my whole transit network, all the monorail pilons and vehicules and stations and almost everything?

=^^=
.../\...

 

I Bought The Lot.......At A Weekend Garage Sale.......They Are Now All Installed In The "Minature Train" And "Metro Transit" Display... In My Shed......



Toots......Glen...


DUDE............Where's My "Personal Rocket Launcher"...

 

.

 

It was lost long ago

Dude, where's my shoes?

 

WHAT ARE SHOES.... Oh Thats Right .....I Remember Them.....Restrictive....Smelly....Uncomfortable Things You Wear On Your Feet.....Am I Correct......Have Not Worn Them...(summer or winter)...For Years...........So If I May Ask......Why Do You Miss Them.......



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.........Where's My Collection Of "Toe Rings"....

 

They are toe rings? We thought they were 'O' rings and sold them to NASA.


Dude, Wheres my Tongue depressors?

 

DID YOU....Well May I Suggest....You Get Up Off Your Miserable....Boney Ass....And Get Them Back........NOW...



's.... Glen.


DUDE.......Where Did I Park My "Nuke Equipped"...."Laser Tracking"... Hummer....


Answer........Right Outside orison319's Front Door......(big smilie face)..


I'm Gunna "TAKE YOU OUT"....SUNSHINE.......(even bigger smilie face)

 

I destroyed it with my microwave popcorn maker.


Dude, Wheres my Monkey?

 

Sitting On Your Shoulder......You Silly.....Half Blind......Moronic.....Twit...



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.......Where's The Politeness.....And Good Manners I Was Taught As A Child........

 

out the window.

Dude, where's my homework?

 

your cat pissed on it.

Dude, where's my pacifier?

 

You Accidently Sat On It............Ewwwwwwwwwwww



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where's My Sanity.......One Must Seriously Question The Saneness Of A Person....(me).... Who Is Still Not In His "Virginal Bed" At This hour.....But Is Content To Play These "BLOODY GAMES"...