Dude, where's my _____ ?

Its squirting ink cause I was holdin' it to tight..


Dude, Wheres my Upholstery Fabric?

 

Tying the neighbour to a tree

Dude, where is my heart?

 

Im keeping it in my Pocket.

Dude, Wheres my pants?

 

You burried them in the backyard, remember?

Dude, where in my grumpy, wet, bag-of-bones cat?

 

sitting right here. CHILLIN.

Dude, wheres my cat nip?

 

In the garden, planted near your pants

Dude, where is my ball gown?

 

being Im trading it on Ebay for a fortune telling iguana.

Dude, Wheres my plastic spoork?

 

In a rubbish dump somewhere is California

Dude, where is my toy drum?

 

Being played by the "Little Drummer Boy. "David Bowie".

Dude, Wheres my surf board?

 

A shark took a bite out of it

Dude, where is my apple?

 

Up The Bloody Tree......Right Where Mother Nature Put It..



Cheers Glen.


DUDE.......Where's My Favourite "Sex Toy"....................

 

Right up your ass where mother nature intended it to be.....


dude, Wheres my Batteries?

 

In My Sex Toys.........................



Cheers Glen...


DUDE.......Where's My Collection Of "Dirty Magazines"....

 

Your best mates grandma confiscated them

Dude, where is my cd?

 

aw - shit, used it as a frizbee..

Dude, wheres my mind?

 

You Looooooooooost It Many Years Ago............Too Many Shrooomes.



Cheers Glen.


DUDE........Where Is My Photo Of Glen.......So I Can Stick Pins In It And Do ???????????...To It....

 

It's looking at itself in the mirror..

Dude where is my boat?

 

Floating along the river nile

Dude, wheres my ears?

 

ask picasso.

Dude, wheres my rooster?

 

In My Freezer......



Dude...Where's My Cat..


Cheers Glen.