Dude, where's my _____ ?

The fashion police took them in for recycling


Dude wheres my leaf blower?

 

i sold it for crack

dude, where's my cell phone?

 

I took it in to the pawn shop....

Dude, wheres my come-a-long....

 

It came and went


Dude wheres my xylophone

 

i sold it to the blue man group.

dude, where's my volkswagon?

 

I sold it to the Scrap Crushers


Dude wheres my Lada?

 

OlderWaterBrother borrowed it....

Dude, wheres my two meter tranciever.....

 

Its in the oven...I thought it was a ham


Dude wheres my woodpile?

 

Me a Ham...

I used yer woodpile to make some special moonshine....:-0

Dude, wheres my morse code bug.....

 

He couldnt understand your dits.....and made a dash for freedom



Dude...wheres my chinchilla?

 

we fried it up fer supper....:-0

Dude, wheres my flame thrower....

 

I used it when I couldnt find my leaf blower.....burnt up the neighbors farm and blamed it on the neighborhood kids...you want it back?


Dude wheres my alarm clock?

 

Nope, don't want it back now....:-0
I hear something ticking in that box that came in the mail...:-0

Dude, wheres my pumpkin patch....

 

A bunch of teenagers raided it just before halloween.

Dude... where's my lasagne?

 

Oops was it yours? I fed it to the dog!

Hey where's my pants?

 

at Shales house


dude wheres my backgammon set?

 

donated it to goodwill...

Dude whars my cheese cake...

 

I ate it...it was good


Dude wheres my pile of scrap aluminum?

 

sold, to the highest bidder..

Dude, wheres my boca burger....

 

It taste dlike sawdust so i pitched it in the fireplace

Dude wheres my chihuahua?