Dude, where's my _____ ?

some guy is living in it...........down by the river



Dude..wheres waldo?

 

In the ice cream truck,

Dude, where's my continuum transfunctioner?

 

I recycled it into a Transmogrifier


Dude....wheres my watch?

 

I used to to make a special watch that can stop, fast forward and (yes,) reverse time.

Dude.. where's my wireless house phone?

 

at the neighbors.

dude... where's my sock?

 

You don't wanna know.

Dude... where's my stainless steel anorak?

 

it's in the pooper.

where's my detachable penis??

 

your grandma borrowed it.

where's the dog?

 

it ran away when i took it for a walk

Dude.. where's my snazzy ZIPPO lighter?

 

its in my pocket beacuse we were both high and forgot who had it.

dude where is my beer?

 

I gave it to the British Army as incentive for war.

Dude.. where's my multicoloured glow in the dark headphones?

 

you left them in the 90s.

dude, where are my contacts?

 

Soaking in that little shot glass right ther.......oops ....I drank 'em



Dude....wheres my wallet?

 

I stole it to reverse pickpocket someone.

dude wheres my box full of cats

 

In Bubbles' shed



Dude wheres my purple horseshoe?

 

I put it on my horsie...

Dude, wheres my banana's....

 

WarmhandedCanadian ate em all up


Dude....wheres my buck knife?

 

I'm sharpening it for you so your eyes won't twinkle....

Dude, wheres my gorilla glue....

 

I stepped on it and im stuck to the floor


Dude..wheres my calzone?

 

I used it as a surf board.. Damn dude how old was that??

Wheres my post whore??