Dude, where's my _____ ?

took em to goodwill...

Dude, wheres my beer stein...

 

On my leg!

Dude... where's my jack in the box?

 

i gave it to my grandpa.

dude, where's my magical spores?

 

I ate them

Dude wheres my weedwacker?

 

it got all whacked out...

Dude, wheres my bow tie....

 

Tied around the neck of an Irishman.

Dude.. where's my bearings?

 

busted them going down a mountain road in 1st gear.

..dude where is my bottle?..​

 

i recycled it!

dude, where's my jade plant?

 

It turn brown and died


Dude ....wheres my DVOM meter?

 

i used it to meter my DVOMs and while doing so, it accidentally flew out the car window and shattered into a million pieces on the freeway. sorry man.

dude, where is my great aunt sally?

 

i sold her for drugs.

dude, wheres my shoes?

 

i used it to step on some shit for no apparent reason.

dude, where's my cup of tea?

 

I poured it out because you poisoned it with milk.

Dude... where's my rocket propelled lawn mower?

 

I'm using it to mow everyone in my neighborhood lawns at the speed of light

dude where's my jetpack?

 

Lee majors bought it at my yard sale


Dude...wheres my straight jacket?

 

On the back of a robbng scumbag.

Dude... where's my shed?

 

I used it to stash my weed.

Dude, where's my boca burger?

 

It was stolen by a band of vegans



Dude.........wheres my Chinese milk

 

i used it to make a delicious meal.

dude, where's my manatee?

 

In the Ming Sing chip shop, they're selling it in hope of eventually retiring on the profits and maybe some day getting rid of that piss stained frier they're using at the moment.

Dude... where's my ice cream van?