Dude, where's my _____ ?

Currently on a voyage to the bottom of the sea.

Dude... where's my box of spiders?

 

Dude, where's my Banana Hammock?
Oh good heavens that word is such a fun word to use. :cheers2:

 

You're lying in it dude;

Dude.. where's my psychedelic decor?

 

I sold it all on ebay


Dude..wheres my toe nail collection?

 

On the carpet with mine

Dude...where's my stash?

 

your porn stash??...the neighbor kids stole it



Dude...wheres my pen?

 

It's being used as a nose picker.

Dude, where's my interdimensional reality?

 

you left it in the brown paper bag...

Dude, wheres my tennis racket....

 

Im using it to cut french fries


Dude..........wheres my airplane ticket?

 

used it, paris is awesome. lol.

dude, where's my strawberry cheesecake icecream?

 

ate it up....it was yummy


Dude..wheres my hat?

 

floating down the baraboo river.

dude, where's my pepto bismal?!?

 

I used it ...and it made me throw up even more



Dude ...wheres my tylenol?

 

someone strange and sinister wanted to borrow them, said they would give it back, but the seal might be broken....:-0

Dude, wheres my mallow cup....

 

It's out there under the rainbow collecting mallows that appear to be falling FROM said rainbow..

Dude.. where's my dinner?

 

Im working on it.....those damn rats are hard to catch you know




Dude...wheres my gingerale?

 

Bubbling away down the drain. No one gets away with serving the PsyGrunge rats.

dude.. where's my leghair?

 

you shaved it away


Dude..wheres my bag of sunmaid raisins?

 

The sunmaid wanted them back.

Dude... where's my pulse?

 

check your wrists...

Dude, wheres my vanilla pudding...