Dude, where's my _____ ?

the LSD took it away


Dude...wheres my cheese?

 

Baking pungently in my sock basket.

Dude.. where's my red woolen sleeved shirt??

 

I put it out on the scarecrow in the pumpkin patch....

Dude, wheres my yeller scarf....

 

my cat ate it.

Dude where's my piss jugs?

 

Uh-Oh, thot they wuz apple juice, took em to the local kindergarden school...:-0

Dude, wheres my pink robe....

 

I though you had it.

Dude... where's my combine harvester??

 

Its out in the field.....combining things



Dude ...wheres my LP collection?

 

I used them as frisbees.
Dude.. where's my big toe?

 

See that woman sitting next to you?

Dude, where's my roto-rooter?

 

Its reaming out some pipes


Dude...wheres my sunglasses

 

You left them in Chicago.

Dude, where's my mind?

 

Its with lucy...........up in the sky with diamonds



Dude ...wheres my patience?

 

In your Valium bottle.

Dude, where's my bunion pads?

 

right next to your gallon of liniment


Dude ....wheres my weather forecast?

 

After nine hours of Obam and Palin.

Dude where's my false teeth glass?

 

Orison drank that shit....Hahahahaha


Dude..wheres my razor?

 

above the unmentionables

Dude where's my unmentionables

 

bras are hanging on the door...and grannypanties are in the second drawer


Dude..wheres my shoes?

 

The dog ate them

Where's my extra large polka dotted drawers?

 

The fashion police confiscated them for public indecency


Dude...wheres my alarm clock?