Dude, where's my _____ ?

It would appear to be sticking out of my ass.Please watch where you lay things.----------Dude--where's my bitches?

 

in my garden cause they were a bunch of hoes.

Dude, wheres my Water Hose?

 

i used it as a shower.

Dude, wheres my t.v?

 

I turned it into a toaster.

Dude, Wheres my Drum set?

 

Being used for your inter-racial childs' science diorama

Dude, where's my disney dvd collection?

 

I borrowed it.

Dude! Where's my love?

 

In Orisons Dvd cabnet.

Dude, wheres my alarm clock?

 

In the motivation of your heart.
Dude, where's my Dude?

 

In bed asleep

Dude, where is my pot plant?

 

it's in secret room in the basement, I heard some suspicious knocks, but it was your aunt Jemima.

Dude, where's my poncho?

 

You dropped in on the jungle floor and it is now the property of a mad tiger...sorry!

Dude, where is my warmth?

 

ask and you shall recieve. :hug:

Dude, wheres my French Fries?

 

i ate them.

Dude, wheres my computer?

 

i stoles it!
Dude, where's my search warrant?

 

the cops have it, theyre holding off on it, in their attempts to unravel a major drug ring.

dude, wheres my catapult???

 

pulting cats.
Dude! Where's my dog-a-pult?

 

pulting dogs

dude, wheres my cobra?

 

being viscously attacked by Taco!

Uh oh~Dude where's Taco?



In the left ring is a Cobra and in the right ring weighing in at 4lbs, 3 ounces is the undefeated champ.....TACO!!! :hurray:

 

If taco is your dog, it was chopped and and thrown into a meat grinder to be used as mince in other tacos.

Dude, where's my "Where's Wally" Book?

 

In the grade 3 class at the local primary school

Dude, wheres my pen?