Dude, where's my _____ ?

Its tattooed on Farmouts belly in the other thread...LOL


Dude...wheres my Tragically Hip CD's??

 

The nazi rabbit fanatics took em when they raided canada.
Dude where's my leftover meatloaf?

 

I got the munchies and ate it man, sorry!

Dude... Wheres my dildo?

 

Your boyfriends using it



Dude...wheres my ring pop?

 

getting sucked on by YOUR boyfriend

dude...where's my nachos?

 

I fed em to my killer nazi rabbit...

Dude where's my fishin' pole?

 

Captainanarchy's boyfriend is using it as a dildo



Dude........wheres my golf clubs?

 

I was playing with them [to hard] and I broke them

Dude were is my dignity?

 

Stuffed in the corner of your brain


Dude....wheres my car??

 

sooo sorry to tell you, I loaned it to born25yearstoolate to drive back home to Texas.

Dude, wheres my bank card....

 

I used it to buy me a new car


Dude......wheres my computer??

 

I installed it on my go-cart along with the flux capacitor for my mini time machine.

dude where are my bachi balls..

 

In your grass ...waiting for your lawnmower to find them...mwahwhahahahah


Dude....wheres my will to live?

 

I sent it to your uncle's, cousin's, grandpa's, best friend's, girlfriend's, sister's, fiance's mom with your suicide note.
Dude where's my green crayon?

 

Green???.....................that must be what my dog ate.....what a relief..I thought we had another problem with her



Dude...............wheres my chicken fingers??

 

stuck in the radiator along with your wings (that one was too easy)

dude...............where's my tardis

=^^=
.../\...

 

Cancelled.....because that show sucked



Dude.....wheres my cordless phone?

 

Under the pillows...duh where you found it last

Dude where is my check

 

Its at the bank....they couldn't cash it.....said you had "insufficient funds""



Dude....wheres my Olympic gold medal?

 

sorry man, melted it down for my toofers....

Dude, wheres my green onions.....