Driving on LSD

i drove a few times, like coming home from the beach or something, i agree that i was a better driver on lsd, the freeways just had long slow flowing curves that were much easier to follow the motion, luckily it was at night when there werent so many cars on the road, but i gotta say all the lights and curves made it feel like Rainbow Road on Mario Kart

 

i tried driving on acid and i felt like my honda civic was as tall as a school bus, like i was about 3 feet off the ground. my steering wheel felt like that of a bus steering wheel too. i felt like my hands were shoulder width apart on the wheel. i turned around and went back and parked my car b/c i could tell it was a bad idea and i didn't want to get caught. just be VERY careful.

 

man this takes me back a few years. i was living in my van/motor home in san fransisco. my homies dog had gotten in a fight in dog park in golden gate and he had the dog taken away from him cause he was a huge pitbull/mastiff. the morning we were supposed to go to court i ran into some old friends of mine and broke them down on some mop up needlepoint. after kickin it with em for a minute i decide to get high too. i ws eating it at least everyother day so my tolerance was pretty high. it was the 40th aniversary of the dead that summer and the magic waS laid on pretty heavy that summer in more ways than one. so i got pretty high and an hour into it my homie comes up like "you ready to drive me to court"? i had totally forgot but this was my brother and theres no way that i was gonna let him miss his court date. so we jump in my van wich has a steal yer face taller than a person painted on the sideand drive through downtown sf to the court house. we get there and i forgot to take mybrass knuckles out of my pocket and had to stash them behind a trash can infront of the courthouse. by this point im really high and in my mind theres cameras and cops watchin me fro every angle. we make it in the court room and they tell my friend he has warrants and has to go talk to the DA he runs out and i stumble and follow. we went in different directions in the building. he made it to the van before me and he was in the back cying cause he just lost his dog and thats a mans best friend, only friend sometimes when yer on the road. i tried talkin to him but he waqsnt havin it so i drive out of there lickety split. by this point in really really high and tryin to figure out how to get to the golden gate bridge to get the fuck out that city. after 3 1/2 hours of back and forth and all up and down that city tryin to piolot this vehichle that looked like a spaceship and really by all means was, through downtown sf. we made it as far as sausolito wich is one mile over the bridge from sf without even a scratch. we stayed there at the marina till the next morning. we were both feelin fine after a night of watching the bay at the marina and havin a beautiful veiw of sf and oaklands lights against the stars. the next morning im pulling out of a gas station after getting some coffee and i scraped some ladys bmw enough to scratch it.she comes runnin up and says you scraped my car. i says i did? aw im sorry i got good insurance. she said dont worry about it then looked at me real funny and asked are you high?


driven high alot of times but man that was the most intense. i was luvin it though i never felt as though i wasnt in complete control and completely focused on my driving. it made me a much less agressive driver. i dont think ive ever let that many people go in front of me.:cheers2:


"wade in the water, ya wont never get wet, if ya keep on doin' that rag"

 

yo damn son what about that time we was driving from the campground high on mushroom chocolates fro quakertown and shane was driving and he looked at us all with that crazy look in his eyes and yelled "IM CRAZY, ILL DO IT!!!!!!!!!" and we all laughed the whole way home? he never did stop bitchin about that $15 bucks did he. damn negs what it is ?long time no wamp negs. where you be? how you be? hit me up son. its been too long. some of my best times in my life have been with this kid. dood the universe is a funny thing. im listenin to jack straw right now and i always think of ya when i hear that song. and then i read yer post. aint that somthin? these are the moments that always take me back the years.damn son 5-7-77 boston gardens yo. i miss you kid. life is good and id fuckin love to hear from you.

 

Wow man, what a fuckin way to wake up negs

 

only time I drove was kinda during the come down, I was disgusted with the party I was at and just wanted to go home so bad.

It really sucked though, b/c I was paranoid about driving and this was my first time tripping.

I remember sitting at a red light being boxed in, in the turn lane, and wondering why the light had been red for so long. Then I started staring at the people in the other cars and I couldn't get them to look at me, it was like they were purposefully trying to avoid looking at me.

Just as I came to the conclusion that I had been part of a massive FBI set up, the light was red for so long b/c they turned it off to block me in, and all the cars around me were being driven by FBI agents, it turned green lol

It also sucked b/c the way to my house was just a long straight road with nothing to look at after that light, so I kept getting lost, (yes on a straight road).

I would drive for awhile and forget that I was driving home, and then realize I had no clue where I was.

 

is that like your pre-paternal identity?

 

What?! Nah that's a kid Ive known since I was like 12 who I used to travel with, havent seen him in a long time. That kid is the closest to a brother I have

 

my pre paternal identity was a shchwag smokin patchworked wearin olde E drinkin endocet wampin annorexic manatee bustin grateful dead bumpin ass negga. the only thing thats changed is i smoke hash instead of schwag now. grateful dead bitches. its on forums. the terrapin_cryer is back yo. wamp wamp on the trippin notes on the real tip negs. who you be? illadel yo. top of the mornin america
nothing like listening to attics of my life drinkin cold coffee smokin stout ciggarettes and talkin to an old friend for breakfast.

"In the attics of my life, full of cloudy dreams unreal.
Full of tastes no tongue can know, and lights no eyes can see.
When there was no ear to hear, you sang to me.

I have spent my life seeking all thats still unsung.
Bent my ear to hear the tune, and closed my eyes to see.
When there was no strings to play, you played to me.

In the book of loves own dream, where all the print is blood.
Where all the pages are my days, and all the lights grow old.
When I had no wings to fly, you flew to me, you flew to me.

In the secret space of dreams, where I dreaming lay amazed.
When the secrets all are told, and the petals all unfold.
When there was no dream of mine, you dreamed of me."

 

I've done it many'a times. Hell just today i've driven stoned and on mushrooms and drinking while driving, but the thing is i've got respect for my ability to drive so i know my limits, but whenever i can't drive i usually just pull of somewhere and call someone...

 

Had to drive home from many Neil young ,j giels ,ted nugent ,and get this Ac/dc shows. Lots of "trails"

 

one time I stole car to go pick mushrooms.
then we got high and drove the car 55 down a sugar sandy national forrest road and indrove to trees like they were miles of open highway.
we gave hunting dogs the chance to see the world and do somthin other than entertain rednecks.
and we dodged bears and the powers that be.
we also drank mushroom tea next to an anorexic manatee underneath a palm tree.
then a guys dog almost bit a wolfs face off right in johns lap that was kinnda cool.
we watched tv for 12 hours till we realised it was a circle of cinderblocks and ciggarette butts, bugler and 305's.
then some pirate hooker, the meanest nastiest one ya ever saw fell off a pile of metal and rubber and plastic and landed on her face.
some karma.
im an asshole cause i laughed at a trippin kid who thought he had colon cancer
but listen he thought hippie bums were bears and that honda civics were chairs not to mention the fact he thought butch cassidy was gunna bite him if she slept in my stepdads tent,
my stepdads tent people and butch couldnt even kick it in there.
yo
anyone else here rock a hippy pimp cane
i broke mine and ill trade someone a crystal or a budwieser or a broken van for anotherone

"do not flush toothpicks, the crabs have learnded to pole vault"

 

Here, I wamped out this lil diddy ode after a few vamps :

Upon his skull he donned the cap
Asking doods where the doses are at
Upon his skin the sun placed a rash
Hi, my name is SKSKSKSKSKullbash
He once did speak with a dood named Shane
And represents wit a hippy pimp cane
Drinking beer, never eating shrooms
Rocking Fubu and bowling shoes
Pictures his face, swimming in a bog
Dood you didnt consult me about accuiring a dog
Running away, socks up to his knees
Theres bear afoot, waiting in the trees

the blood drips off my sword
that lays in the hatchback part of my accord
as i sit under the peachtree and ponder death
i growl in anger under my breath
in this life ill never know the answer
lest life be cut short by colon cancer
9-5 just tryin to survive
i hit the curb casue i dont know how to drive
what do i do dood i need direction
you see i dont cut my nails for my own protection

 

driving can be scary or fun, if your in own town and you know all the roads, then it can be quite enjoyable. if your somewhere you dont know so well you could forget how to get where your going and things can go bad. also when your visuals start to act up it makes things like switching lanes and keeping straight impossible. thats why if you do drive make sure there is little traffic and you know the roads. one more thing is, crazy stuff happens on acid, be ready for it. one time i drove out somewhere on acid and shrooms, i was just sitting at red light, and boom got rear ended. i almost lost my mind. be very very careful if you wish to drive.

 

lololol

I totally know what you mean about the spaceship

I feel like that everytime I get in any car with bright lights all over the front tripping

as for driving Ive seen friends drive in bad shape and worse shape

I would never suggest it your risking to much if you get pulled over good luck talking straight to a cop when your shaking in fear

ive noticed that lucy doesnt like cops much and she turns on you when their around at least in my experience with her

 

haha squirt guns, dead shows, and rainbowland have shown me that she just loves the powers that be

 

ive never drove while trippin before..
but a while back, i use to sell cid with a friend i lived with, we would trip every other day, and a few times we would go out driving..

we usually only did it during the day which might seem safer then at night, but i guess at the same time, just as dangerous.. we went out at least once at night though..

we'd always have a blast, ended up near Niagara falls, lost as fucking hell.. another time, we were just driving and we found this kick ass quarry, it was beautiful there, and just chilled there all day..

idk how the fuck he was driving, we talk about it every now and then, and he doesnt know how the fuck he was driving either lol..

but driving in a car while trippin is great if your a passenger, seemed like we were going fast as hell, and other cars were crazy to watch fly by

honestly, its not something i can recommend though unless your a passenger and tripping while the driver is not.. trip sitter is good to have around, but some people feel wierd trippin with people who arent..

 

I drove on it and I like it alot better than driving under the influence of weed by a long shot. To me I guess it makes you alot more aware of what's going on as far as defensive driving and stuff goes, plus I like to do things like that in case I ever have to go home under the influence of something then I know I can do it. Driving stoned is scary as fuck. Driving under acid, I feel alot safer, just as long as hardcore hallucinations aren't going on!

 

I don't think you are dosing hard enough.