Ok, ok, This is really roughly drawn and I'm sure that if it was drawn on paper I would of made a better attempt at it..but here goes.
You shouldn't play with your balls so much. You could get carpal tunnel syndrome. I always keep my balls clean; you could eat off my balls.
Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night