Don't ya wish your girlfriend was wrong like me

If these hurricanes dont stop i might. at least earthquakes are in and out.
and i like in and out. good burgers. i like me the ol in and out too.

 

goodnight mr sultan(;

 

good nite

 

i like ketchup and cheese on toast....

 

God hates little boney women - everyone in the media looks like a 12 y/o boy and then we wonder why child molestation is so common.

 

So making it in the paper every week makes your job more credible? How? I have had teachers in the past that have done great things and never been in the papers once! Is that less credible and not as important? Please...spare me.

And why do you always throw out the jealousy card??? Please. Give me a break. No one is jealous of you...get over yourself.

 

Methinks that the day the fashion and media industries aren't controlled by gay men, the less we'll see of boyish women.

 

you know, thats almost logical enough to work.

 

peanut butter on toast is better

jealous?

 

peanut butter on toast should be served in the finest restaurants..
You know i am jealous, but you are jealous cause uh, uh, well, yeah...(its been a long day..heh..)

I will say I am very jealous of Tony Little, I mean, come on, who isnt....

 

......do you honestly think anybody cares if you get pissed off? Don't get me wrong it's awfully big of you to stand up for her..... but seriously, try not to be so rediculously pompous in the process.

 

welll......i havent heard your cage rattle in a while.

 

and I'm sure you were glad too bad though I'm back.....get used to it

 

Every duo needs the suave guy who all the ladies love like dean martin (me) and then the buffoon buddy like jerry lewis (you). i welcome your return.

 

it's gotta be a bitch when the buffoon buddy can mentally run laps around your "suave" yet mentally retarded ass

 

run laps...why are you tired already?

 

because with a brain as small as yours it takes a lot of laps to get anywhere

 

ever get the feeling you are chasing your own tail?

 

unlike you I don't chase tail it comes to me

 

I'm glad that you have accepted your role as the buffoon