Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

my weirdest friend is an old retired vegan university professor

 

I've never been asked to leave a place because I didn't buy something, first. Not saying every story like the SB one, I believe is a racist thing, but it could be. I try to give the benefit of the doubt, because I'm not black, and have no idea what it might feel like to have people just assume I'm sketchy because of my skin color.

 

My weirdest friend is from India, he looks like a miniaturized version of Vin Diesel ..

 

When I was a kid I got asked to leave a news agency store for flicking through magazines lol and one time my mum was shopping and like, fuuuckk it was always a pain with her like HOURS of clothes shopping. Naturally I'd get bored, so one time I must have frustrated her and she sent me off to this cafe in the middle of the mall and I sat down probably with a shitty look on my face and a waiter asked me to leave, so I went and sat somewhere else and mum found me and was frustrated that I wasn't where I should have been and I said well lady told me to leave, so mum grabbed me marched us straight up to counter and declares "My daughter will have a glass of water thank you!" so I got a free stingy drink and was allowed to sit down lol.

 

Marty Mcfly walks into a 1950s cafe, a white dude.. Immediately asked. "are you gonna order something kid?"

 

He sits down in a booth, a Cafe there he gave his order to a girl with a bow in her hair. He's a little shy so she gives him a smile and asks would you mind sitting down for a while and talking to me, I'm feeling a little low. She said I'm off in hour and I know where we can gooooo.

 

Youre a classic case of walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a duck. You claim to be different, you claim to be not this or not that, but.... if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then....

 

Mum probably paved the way in my life with my shopping habits. I'm a, get in and get out type of person lol. I don't try things on, I just know what I want, I know my size. Get in, get out. I order most of my clothes online anyway. If it's too small I cut the sleeves off and make a singlet top, if it's too big I'll slice it right down the middle and punch holes in it until it becomes a corset type of thing. Yeah those days shopping with her were absolutely brutal. One shop to the next, 20mins in each...

There was a game store in the mall where people painted their pieces I guess it was war hammer or red dwarfe or something. You know that type of stuff they play on big bang theory. That real nerdy shit. I actually think it'd be fun, but I want to play the war games like at the service club they'd make a huge map layout with cities and mountains and the old guys would have tape measure and rulers and everything to be as accurate as possible and all these mini army men platoons and tanks. I remember I stole and still have them, four German figures, a MG42, someone throwing grenades and a couple of rifle squads.. I hope they didn't lose the Eastern front because of me.

 

Too young for him they told her, waiting for the love of a travelin' soldier

 

Yeah. I haven't heard the original, or the Dixie Chicks version but ermm what's his name.. Aaron Lewis had a version with his daughter singing. I really like it, it's a sad song. I like sad songs.

 

I edited it because I put them instead of him for some stupid reason

 

Im eatin some beef i crock potted and some blue cheese i got for free

 

I said not every story like the SB one is a racist thing, but it could be. I always try to see all sides of things. If you don't think racism is alive and well in the US, you're really naïve.

 

I must be naive then.

Although its mostly black people who are racist so maybe youre right we do have a racism problem.

 

It does cut both ways, that's true.

 

No its mostly just black people being racist

How many racist white people have you met?

How many racist black people have you met?

Oh, you live in a place with hardly any black people.

 

I can tell you I have met about 1 racist white person, and countless racist black people.

 

My dad, for starters.

Some.

I live in FL, so I meet many black people, and a few of my friends are black, and yea, they have their moments.

Your assumption radar is off today.

 

Fair enough. Thought you were another west coaster.

But now we see that your dad is racist and your stance is only a reaction against that so that explains it.

 

Zomg, how did you know?