Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

Report the user who sent the pics and I'll get rid of him.

 

Its about time.
Glad I wasn't holding my Draggin breath.
I would've turned blue and lost my green.
Wb

 

Our hens party was rocking. we had the girl who spanked, flogged, whipped, candle wax, set me on fire.. And she was like you took that really well and I said well yeah all that kink stuff is kinda normal to me anyway lol and then we went out I picked up two other chicks at a nightclub that I didn't want and they were like pretty hot blondes and when I was trying to get away from one she errr why don't you like me? Like a tantrum. I'm like fuck off bitches! Can't you see I'm already with someone? And then I said I got 3 sisters over here you can't beat that. and pretty messed up on the mdma too now my throat is on fire and stuff. Still really fun evening. The stripper was pretty damn hot, she gave me photo of her boobs. Anyone wanna see?? Chase, the eldest sisters bf who's the youngest he said I know you didn't want that entertainment so that exactly what you got lol. Cause I said I don't wanna be a big scene... Okay so fine just torture me why don't you! I think I went out with slut written on my back too but I couldn't see it. I have a nasty blood blister on my finger not sure what from oh and my butt cheek is just a bit sore but even when the girls was whipping she said oh I think someone's already been a bad girl. she was cool. Best breasts in the West she told us. Apparently she's highly acclaimed. I wouldn't doubt it, she was fun. "why don't you like me" I don't think I ever had a girl say that to me before but she was like going to cry because I wouldn't hook up with her lol. Full showing me her stuff too. I probably just should have taken the opportunity and jumped at it, but like.. I don't want no whinging bitches. why don't you like me couldn't it just be the fact you're kind of a whore? Lol. and the stripping music was ICP and stuff and then she put on Manson and Zombie for the "dark" part of the show and one of sisters partners came up to me and he's like Fuuuuuuck Joc this is pretty fucken dark! I was like nahhhhh they were yahooing and carrying on. The videos are funny, I think the boys were slightly jelly. my Facebook message chats are all messed up I can't even understand myself to some people lol. I get message back like "youre fucked" yep. and I'm having a bloody good time too!

 

I'm glad that you're having a blast!!!

 

it's been awesome but I can't sleep now so I know today is going to be loooong and rough but I expect everyone is going to be hungover and tired when they wake up. We are trying to work out where all my grazes have come from on my elbows and I have no idea I can't remember I'm thinking probably when I got a belt around my neck and walked around like a dog on my hands and knees rofl but I don't know why my elbows would have been on the ground.. I'll have to watch the videos lol. Apparently I fell up the stairs too I don't remember that I don't even remember coming home or how we got home. My throat is on fire right now!

 

I’m hoping this Dutch Treat strain I bought becomes a sleeping pill substitute

 

You fell up the stairs? I would have liked to have seen that.

 

At This Rate You Won't Make It To The Wedding.......You'll Be Laid Up In Hospital...



Cheers Glen.

 

Ive been gone all day and all you guys got so far is 6 posts..

 

Ok ive to go, turkey hunting with my homie like 5am, fml. 39F/ 70F by mid afternoon when im out the woods.

 

Slow down... Don't beat the hell out of yourself before you're married.

 

gobble gobble

 

Wocka wocka wocka

 

Mushy, mushy, mushy.......

@Orison
We need another BM episode to watch & reminisce

 

Yeah..
My ring finger is also blistered. And my toe. I got no idea how this has happened. We met our lovely celebrant this morning and practice our hand fasting. We are doing left hand as they are the heart lined hands. She likes our bindings that we made. She was really sweet. So we signed our declaration this morning and yeah, so that's that.

Now I'm going to go have a pool swim try and sober up a bit more. Not feeling so great right now lol. Coffee helped with the celebrant but now it just weighs me down.

 

took me a while...i recognized seeing it but didnt know where

 

My Child, you have gone Wild!!!

Steady Girl...

 

friend is asking if i can fix something for one of their friends

sounds like an easy good paying fix...today might work out good ..sometimes i like it never knowing what the day will bring...sometimes i hate it

at least the weather is good

 

Well I got through today at work ( early start ) really busy at the moment ! looking forward to the bank holiday weekend even though I will be spending it on my own because julia is going to Merica shopping with the daughters