Don't feed the trolls...

John Lennon was NOT a fag.

...and I'm not partial to testicles.
They are kind of gross.

 

Nope, Lennon was like such a big hairy fag.

 

Nope. He may have been hairy.

But he was no fag.

Elton John - there's a fag.

 

I meant "Cigarette", not "gay".

You hate gay people, don't you?

 

On the contrary, I love them very much.

They are amazing people.

I haven't yet made up my mind about you.

You're one of the weird ones: I just can't tell.

 

I'll eat my hat if Elton John doesn't get rolled up and smoked at least once a day.

 

Great! We can both eat your hat.

 

At first I thought your nueron modulator was malfunction, but now I see it's working just fine.

 

I'm confused.

You need scolding.

Because you are neither stoned nor perfect.

 

Well I guess so, Isn't that what you said?
Dammit now I'm confused. Haha.

^^^ That, right up there....That's why I need scolding.

 

Are you a homo?

 

No, I can't say that I am.

I had a little phase is middle school.

But for the most part, I like guys.

Now for the grand question: are you?

(Because my gaydar doesn't work on you )

 

I meant homosapian. (which I can't spell).

Are you suggesting that you're not human?

To answer your question, I'm not a human... I'm a golden god.


Am I gay? Probably not... I don't think anyone is completely straight though... I wouldn't say no to a guy if he seemed perfect for me.

 

I can't spell it either, and I'm not foolish enough to attempt it. Oh well, since you are employing the art of word games, I feel sheepish. I should have learned by now to take what you say and do a double take with it. Ah, am I human? I like to think not. I'm more of a celestial being. Not necessarily a God/dess, but more like a star. Hey, that's it. I'm a star. Not your local stubborn celebrity, but a celestial body in the celestial body ridden heavens. I just have an earthly form. I'm not human, I just look one. No, I don't think anyone is completely straight either. If there were a girl that was perfect for me, I wouldn't say no either.

 

Celestial body... I bet you shine!

 

I sure do. And I blind people, too.

By complete accident, of course.

 

Helen Keller hates you.

 

Well, if that were true: she only half-hates me, then. I'm not the one who took her hearing, as well.

 

Jesus took her hearing.

Skull fucking can be dangerous.

 

Are you a hobo?