Dogs And Cats

People who hate cats will be re-incarnated as mice.

 

Like my husband says - dogs have masters, cats have staff.

We have a big dog (he's half bullmastiff and it shows) and we're gonna have a cat soon. Both males. Kittie (Merlyn) is about 15lbs. of pure bird-hunting fury. He sits in cherry trees and hunts crows. The second you spark one up, he's right in your face for a hoot. He doesn't scratch furniture or poo/pee in the house or get into garbage or even sit on chairs that so much as LOOK like they might belong to a kitchen table. That makes him the manliest cat ever, I guess.

It's 'cause girls are too smart to let someone train us. Cats are the same. We're just all like "Fuck that, I'll do my own thing, like it or not." and you guys are just all like "Yes master, I'll take you to the lingerie store if it means I get a treat later." :tongue:

 

I agree 100% with male being pack animals. I mean nowadays you dont even see a 1 on 1 fight.....also sexism issues way back(over 100 years ago atleast) was without a doubt because of male dominancy. I think if humans didnt have the knowledge they assess women would still nto have the right to work, which is kinda funny to me when I think how hilary clinton is gonna win elections, I mean whens the last time there was a female president? But then again I think we have a long ass way to go in forms of evolution, I mean one day we might actually be smart enough not to start wars with eachother.